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tag alongers 

People hired by a store for security purposes and follow you everywhere you go while failing at trying to be inconspicuous.
Yea, we got some tag alongers while walking through Miejers (a store in the north)
tag alongers by Jonny A November 17, 2005
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Belonger by Shwakalong June 5, 2007
A damm sexy vampire from the far east
Omg, it's Abelone :o
Abelone by Abelone March 24, 2003

apemonger 

Someone who receives sexual pleasure from an ape inserting its wang inside of their rear end numerous times in a matter of seconds
Owen is a little Apemonger hiding in the closet