abductorer

someone who abducts children/ people

"you should go take a picture with that guy"
"oh no he might be an abductorer"

abductorer by imaginarygirlla August 7, 2009

sperm abductor 

One who steals semen from sperm banks because he/she is a cum guzzling bitch.

Some sick sperm abductors ransacked the local spermatorium.

sperm abductor by RM June 25, 2003

Grey Abducter Alien 

Species of extra terrestrial, sterile hybrid species, who collect haploid (eg sperm and ova) samples from a variety of DNA based species in the Milky Way Galaxy. In order to vary their gene pool, as they reproduce by cloning.

The sampling procedure involves placing donors into trance, then beaming themn aboard their crafts, and examining and obtaining samples, then returning said donors.

I read about Gray Aliens from a book called "Communion".

Grey Abducter Alien by Kerb November 27, 2004

Grey Abducter Alien 

A gigantic headed grey skinned Alien. It has extremly large black eyes. They abduct alchoholics, so no one believes there story.
Much like Bill Gates!

" Oh, yeah, last night i WAS abducted!"

Grey Abducter Alien by Scott Methy July 18, 2003

abductorsize 

To size up a person, decide that they can fit into a bag/sack (preferably of the burlap or potato variety) that you may or may not be able to carry.

Then proceed to abduct said individual for whatever purposes you would abduct a person, employing a bag/sack (preferably of the burlap or potato variety) if it so pleases you.

"I am going to abductorsize that person!" - 1
"Are you sure that person is not too big for you?" - 2
"Screw it, I am doing it, call the ambulance" - 1

abductorsize by SpasTick22 September 9, 2009

Child abductor 

A child abductor is usually a fat American chav in a white van saying free vbucks always approach

That child abductor has a realy nice van I'm going to get in for all the free vbucks

Child abductor by Tobitastic February 26, 2021

abductor wedge 

A medical device or cushion designed to help maintain proper positioning and alignment of the legs, particularly after certain types of surgery or to prevent hip joint contractures in individuals with limited mobility.

Surgeon 1: Be careful, you know what happened last time
Surgeon 2: I know, but this time I will not destroy the abductor wedge again

abductor wedge by Overall1728 September 21, 2023