Definitions by Overall1728

burn recovery bed 

A specialized medical equipment designed to provide optimal care and comfort for patients recovering from burn injuries.

A burn recovery bed is better than my bed.

burn recovery bed by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

bubble sensor 

A device designed to detect the presence of gas bubbles in a liquid.

A bubble sensor would just tell the bubble to get the fuck out of here.

bubble sensor by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

bubble oxygenator 

A medical device used during cardiac surgery or extracorporeal membrane oxygenation procedures to oxygenate and remove carbon dioxide from a patient’s blood.

I thought the bubble oxygenator is for the lungs.

bubble oxygenator by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

bronchitis kettle 

A long spout, was used in the nineteenth and twentieth centuries to moisten the air for a sufferer of bronchitis, and was considered to make it easier to breathe for the patient.

A bronchitis kettle is better than the bronchial blocker.

bronchitis kettle by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

bronchial blocker 

A device which can be inserted down a tracheal tube after tracheal intubation so as to block off the right or left main bronchus of the lungs in order to be able to achieve a controlled one sided ventilation of the lungs in thoracic surgery.

Using a bronchial blocker that blocks something that helps you, helps you?

bronchial blocker by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

borescope 

A tool used for visual inspection of hard-to-reach or inaccessible areas, such as inside engines, pipes, or other confined spaces.

A borescope is technically a telescope for small spaces.

borescope by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

boot

A medical device worn during treatment and recovery of a variety of foot injuries.

Cowboy, more like handicapped-boy… I should stfu and do a better boot joke or something.

boot by Overall1728 September 24, 2023