A wilson 

When you eat pussy and your face is totally in the womens snatch, which is everything but his eyes

Zach gave Kelly A Wilson

A wilson by wowhesfat June 1, 2006

A Wilson 

Fisting someone whos on their period and then placing the fister's hand on the fistee's face

That girl from last night? She was on the blob so I gave her a wilson

A Wilson by Litteone October 22, 2022

A-Wilson

A-Wilson- when a man is having sex with a women he ejaculates on her face he stands up, turns around and crosses his arms like world series champion brian wilson.

hey did you hear robbie did A-Wilson to that girl last night?

A-Wilson by Ryand707 May 9, 2011

Pull a Wilson 

To stay in bed.

Derived from legendary Beach Boy Brian Wilson, who reputedly stayed in bed for three years during an unsavory bout of drug-induced depression.

Employee A: How come you haven't been to work in 3 days?

Employee B: I got bombed on the weekend and had to pull a wilson.

Pull a Wilson by Django Jim August 14, 2010

'doing a wilson' 

A phrase, used while playing football to describe awful captaincy.

When a team is 'doing a wilson', the bad result is blamed on the captains leadership & the team must be:

Losing by more than 100 goals
Falling out with each other
Executing awful tactics

Paul: That was a bad game
Josh: Our team was 'doing a wilson'
Paul: Where did that phrase even originate from?
Josh: Some idiot captain called Sam Wilson, who used to make his team lose every week by awful captaincy.

'doing a wilson' by InformaUltras September 3, 2014

To pull a Wilson 

To speak loudly, sometimes as an interruption, without thinking, and making accusations that aren't true at the most inappropriate time.

President Obama speaking in front of Congress about falsities being perpetrated by pundits being interrupted by Senator Joe Wilson's scream "You lie!" on September 9, 2009.

Screaming "You cheated" to a friend in the middle of class upon seeing their high grade knowing that they didn't.

"Hey, what score did you get on the math quiz?"

"A 95"

"YOU CHEATED!... Sorry, didn't mean to pull a Wilson."

To pull a Wilson by Xexaviar September 10, 2009

A Ghetto Wilson 

Means, u ate a stale Hotpocket, and reheated the parts left and ate it with a fork.. aka, the readiness to do something is sketchy enough that even though thorough thoughtful thoughts Regard importance of any instructions, it’s soggy.

Ghetto Wilson: Defined

Ghetto Wilson, A Ghetto Wilson, A Situation boiling to a simp-ass meaningful moment, but it is still simp Az Fuck

“Dude It’s so hard not to Ghetto Wilson, bro”
“I know, it’s like so wack not to, bro”
“Bro! I know!”

A Ghetto Wilson by Lil goretext_legend February 17, 2021