Male 1 - "Damn, I can't use my thumb it cramped so hard"
Male 2 - "Were you butt pleasuringyour girl?"
Male 1 -"No man, I've been A-tapping all week"
Male 2 - "THAT'S THE WORST!"
Preforming a sexual act on yourself or someone else; The specifications of the act is dependent on the context the term is used in (not gender specific)
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.