an offensive comment, mainly aimed towards the male of the species, when one is being particularly nasty, stupid, or facetious.
by PartyCarPartyFlat April 02, 2009

by Leonardo187 November 23, 2007

by Leonardo187 November 23, 2007

Anyone who tries to act cooler than they actually are. Most tools are usually douchebags with negative self-esteem.
Synonyms: Asshole, poser, faker, douchebag, Dane Cook.
Synonyms: Asshole, poser, faker, douchebag, Dane Cook.
by BigCron August 11, 2009

An often disliked person who screws people over instead of using common sense to deal with situations. Likes to command people to compensate for his small penis.
by Some dude1231 May 24, 2011

One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem.
by tt February 18, 2003

by be quiet December 22, 2008
