A squirrel
A young man looking for a nut.
A squirrel by Urbanitayu November 16, 2019
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A Squirrel
The act of extreme indecisiveness and unsurety. Resembles the retarded confusion you would get from a squirrel that crosses the road, then halfway through decides to go back.
Judy was doing a squirrel on her decisions whether to paint her room red or blue.
I started squirreling over the multiple choice test question before finally just picking D.
I started squirreling over the multiple choice test question before finally just picking D.
A Squirrel by Warhawk101 October 3, 2012
a squirrel in a hamster wheel
a squirrel in a hamster wheel by Uncle Dimma November 3, 2019
a squirrel head
a squirrel head by ndkfndnfjdjfjfjf December 24, 2018
Driving Like a Squirrel
One who is about to make a turn but for some second waits until the last possible second to dart out into the intersection and almost gets killed in the process by an oncoming vehicle. Just to piss people off. Like the suicidal squirrels that wait to dart across the street until your car is coming in places such as Pitman, New Jersey.
Donald and I are in his jeep about to make a left turn at a light, but waiting for an approaching white vehicle to pass. Suddenly, without warning, Donald turns without waiting and almost gets sidef***ed by the oncoming vehicle. "DONNY WHAT DA ****!? YOU ARE Driving Like a Squirrel!"
Driving Like a Squirrel by Daniel G. Hays October 26, 2010
hung like a squirrel
hung like a squirrel by Danno558 September 21, 2011
Shooting a Squirrel
Shooting a Squirrel by Johnny Nomad October 8, 2011
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