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a sponge bob

When 28 guys cum on a sponge and throw it at a unsuspected passer buy
a sponge bob by Jon reilley October 26, 2013

A sponge bob

a truth teller

easy going
not moody but will let you know when enough Is enough
sometimes sponge Bob type people think alot
sponge Bobs are conscious individuals who like living carelessly and adventurous in a childlike manner
(hence they speak the truth to not have to go back to a lie and have fun but not to much of it)
most sponge bobs are funny to others in a cute or good way (but they don't really realize it.) (as they mature they understand their humour)

sponge bobs don't Die.
I enjoy being "A Sponge Bob"
"A Sponge bob" isn't only a cartoon character
"A Sponge bob" people are the Best and easiest to get along with.
A sponge bob by UnoYoko February 12, 2022

shit through a sponge 

what you would do after a curry or a big mac.
"i just eat a big mac, and its gone right through me.
i could shit through a sponge i tell you
shit through a sponge by nut September 15, 2004

Need a sponge? 

What to say to someone if they let rip a massive wet fart, the bubbly kind that feels like warm gravy running down the leg
Guy A ; *PPPRRRRRRPPPPPPppp*
Guy B '...jesus christ mate, need a sponge?'

drop a sponge

To drop a sponge is to simultaneously defecate and ejaculate, usually on something such as a sleeping significant other or female stranger. Often used in conjuction with roofies (rohypnol). Verb.
'Pardon me kind sir, but did I just witness you dropping on a sponge on that unconscious mistress in the corner?'
'Aw hell ofay please, I hit that piece like a baseball and when it went out the park it was lookin like Jungle Fever son.'
'Right-o chap. Jolly good. Pip pip cheerio.'
drop a sponge by Alex Morgan April 25, 2004

Busted Like A Sponge 

Phrase used by one as an explanation or response to a negative(usually) statement.
1)
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about John getting arrested?
Person 2: Yeah, he got busted like a sponge!

2)
Person 1: What did you think of that test, dawg?
Person 2: Aw, man, it was busted like a sponge, you know what I'm saying?