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A man who is highly intelligent, one full of mysteries and deep thoughts, and pasta Pure at heart but has cold that blocks it, a great and loyal friend , one who will never cross you, don’t underestimate, Mr unpredictable, likes to be left alone but always feels alone, with an a big body , charming , goofy flirty,fun, creative, loving , smart ass, always there for others but always feels alone, stupid if you lose him as a friend or lover, CRAZY IS FUCK, don’t get on his bad side, FREAKY, star gate another dimension sex, will make you feel so loved, can make you feel stupid as fuck with words alone, you have a big loss if you lose an A’Shon. Loves sports like football just like his big ass head, usually has no hair an loves music
Omg did you see A’shon He’s soo amazing

What a great friend

I want that A’Shon head
a’shon by Coffeemaker 89 April 24, 2019
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a'shontee 

a beauty to whom everything comes naturally to.
Gosh, there's A'Shontee, always perfect.
a'shontee by AsianChopsticks November 5, 2018
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Dropping a shonda 

When you pump a grump into tinfoil and throw it at your parents
Yesterday, I was dropping a shonda, but my mom came in, so I threw it at her.
Dropping a shonda by Pharrell Khalifa September 19, 2018
Ashon has like 200 iq and is hot and I mean MAJOR HOT cause he's so cool and awesome oh and he also saved like 200 kids from a burning building. Be like Ashon
Ashon is hot
Ashon by TzuyuIsWaifu March 28, 2021
Is a girl how stays true to who she is....has lots of friends loves to have fun very talkative....and always fixes relationships (even though she can't find one of her own) gives the best advice.....And very CUTE💯💯👌👌😍😘 has cute feature's
Your such an Ashonna
Big botty I love u for that"Ashonna "
Ashonna by Cutie 24/7 October 9, 2016
She's lit asf and you would only get along with this person if ther 100 with you
Ashonte sooo littt!
ashonte by Foodsgoodman June 18, 2018
A very selfless person who puts anyone before ones self, full of emotion which may portray them as weak but they're actually the opposite they have tons of imagination to one it may seem over the top but to another audience it may be attractive, occasionally an Ashonti may seem to have a split personality but over all he/she lives off of love which is a huge part when it comes to their humanity .
I've met someone named Ashonti before, it was like meeting a human kaledoscope
Ashonti by shatteredrecordsz December 20, 2013
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah... I know."
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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