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kill a puppy

To masturbate, said exclusively by females.

An offshoot from kill a kitten.
"He's very hot. I may kill a puppy or two tonight."
kill a puppy by A Farkette November 18, 2002

Holding a puppy 

When someone nefarious does something shamelessly obvious to improve their image.
Sarah Palin claims to have gay friends, pretty sure she is just holding a puppy on that one.

Stephen Harper's blue sweater, why not just wear a puppy? He's obviously holding one.

Why wasn't Kobe's wife literally holding a puppy at the 'i cheated didn't rape' press conference?

Eliot Spiltzer's wife at the press conference is the most insincere holding of a puppy ever.

Elin Nordegren refused to hold a puppy at Tiger Wood's press conference.

*kills a puppy* 

used in threads, like on facebook or myspace, to show that someone has just asked a question which has been asked a million times before and to which the answer is obvious.
Greg: Hey, what's up with the whole puppy killing thing?

Jordan: *kills a puppy*
*kills a puppy* by ribbitt January 11, 2008

you are ruining my chances of getting a puppy! 

That is correct ☆𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙬𝙩𝙮☆
You are ruining my chances of getting a puppy!

duck of a puppy 

large dog that curls up and sleeps like a duck would. It also thinks that it is a lap dog and at times will flap its ears like a duck flaps its wings. It never becomes an adult dog it is always a puppy.
Look at how big of a duck of a puppy she is.
duck of a puppy by Zoe Mae February 8, 2010

3 dudes and a puppy 

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