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I want a pony
A sarcastic/snarky reply, used mostly when someone says "We want a..." followed by a very hard/impossible request.
The short form of saying "It would probably be neat, but it's just NOT possible."
The short form of saying "It would probably be neat, but it's just NOT possible."
I want a pony by JustPassingThrough December 19, 2008
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See a princess about a pony
See a princess about a pony by Bunky Baylor September 28, 2013
Look Its a Pony
A way to distract a person. Sometimes you can try to steal something from them when they look away. Sometimes you can just simply.. walk away.
Person: blah blah blah blah* I am annoying!* blah blah
Cool Person: Look its a pony!!! *walks away*
Person: wow that was strange!
Cool Person: Look its a pony!!! *walks away*
Person: wow that was strange!
Look Its a Pony by BRYNNA May 13, 2005
pwned like a pony
pwned like a pony by xiphias March 2, 2005
There's A Pony In There
The act of placing your penis in some sort of box, then telling small children, "There's A Pony In there," leading them to open the box to a big surprise.
There's A Pony In There by Lester Dechildren September 8, 2006
I could dig a pony
I could dig a pony by Evan C. Kirchmer June 11, 2007
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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