My mateHarrison is a nonce and drives a white transit. He tells us in the pub that sweets aren’t enough these days so he uses free WiFi to lure the kids in.
Putting the sauce in the pantry, putting cream before jam on a scone or being a cyclist
Interviewer: Whats your daily routine?
Criminal: I have a morning scone (cream before jam), then I go on my daily cycle
Interviewer: The cops have already been called sir, you're under arrest for being a nonce