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I’m a nonce 

Term used by jake Paul to clear up he is really a pedo and he likes touching the Martinez twins
Ringside: say your going to knock out deji in welsh

Jake the pedo Paul: how do you say it in welsh

Ringside :I’m a nonce

Jake the pedo Paul : I’m a nonce deji
I’m a nonce by IMABOMBYOU December 19, 2019

harrison is a nonce 

My mate Harrison is a nonce and drives a white transit. He tells us in the pub that sweets aren’t enough these days so he uses free WiFi to lure the kids in.
Me: Hi Harrison did you get lucky today?

Harrison: Yes actually I did. And when I was finished I pushed them into the quarry.

Harrison is a nonce

Being A Nonce

Putting the sauce in the pantry, putting cream before jam on a scone or being a cyclist
Interviewer: Whats your daily routine?
Criminal: I have a morning scone (cream before jam), then I go on my daily cycle
Interviewer: The cops have already been called sir, you're under arrest for being a nonce

nonce-a-lot 

someone that gives off such strong nonce vibes that they appear to be knighted and respected by the official community
*sees someone putting peanut butter on peppers*

some poor man: “wow that guys a nonce-a-lot”
nonce-a-lot by shawtyy6969 August 24, 2021

sir-nance-a-lot 

A person living in New Jersey who seems to back down from any daring activity or thought. This nance status is of the utmost nance levels.
Eliot F. is well known as sir-nance-a-lot across the United States, and continues to be the only known nance to obtain such status.
sir-nance-a-lot by Jim NanceALOT January 8, 2009

Sir Nance A Lot 

1) Anyone whom acts less than manly in any situation.

2) One whom nances(takes too much time) when passing the bowl and therefore slows the entire rotation, demanifying himself in front of his bros.
Sir Nance A Lot over here hasnt passed the bowl in 15 minutes. Damn kolbi hustle up you nagger.
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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