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I’m a nonce 

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Term used by jake Paul to clear up he is really a pedo and he likes touching the Martinez twins
Ringside: say your going to knock out deji in welsh

Jake the pedo Paul: how do you say it in welsh

Ringside :I’m a nonce

Jake the pedo Paul : I’m a nonce deji
I’m a nonce by IMABOMBYOU December 19, 2019

harrison is a nonce 

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My mate Harrison is a nonce and drives a white transit. He tells us in the pub that sweets aren’t enough these days so he uses free WiFi to lure the kids in.
Me: Hi Harrison did you get lucky today?

Harrison: Yes actually I did. And when I was finished I pushed them into the quarry.

Harrison is a nonce

Being A Nonce

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Putting the sauce in the pantry, putting cream before jam on a scone or being a cyclist
Interviewer: Whats your daily routine?
Criminal: I have a morning scone (cream before jam), then I go on my daily cycle
Interviewer: The cops have already been called sir, you're under arrest for being a nonce

nonce-a-lot 

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someone that gives off such strong nonce vibes that they appear to be knighted and respected by the official community
*sees someone putting peanut butter on peppers*

some poor man: “wow that guys a nonce-a-lot
nonce-a-lot by shawtyy6969 August 24, 2021

sir-nance-a-lot 

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A person living in New Jersey who seems to back down from any daring activity or thought. This nance status is of the utmost nance levels.
Eliot F. is well known as sir-nance-a-lot across the United States, and continues to be the only known nance to obtain such status.
sir-nance-a-lot by Jim NanceALOT January 8, 2009

Sir Nance A Lot 

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1) Anyone whom acts less than manly in any situation.

2) One whom nances(takes too much time) when passing the bowl and therefore slows the entire rotation, demanifying himself in front of his bros.
Sir Nance A Lot over here hasnt passed the bowl in 15 minutes. Damn kolbi hustle up you nagger.
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

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Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
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Quiche Peanemis

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Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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