A Kellen 

A Kellen is a derogatory term for a mentally handicapped person. Can also be used to reference a gay guy who keeps asking you on dates. (Not the name)

1- Did you see that kellen in gym class?

2- There is a kellen on my team and he keeps asking me on a date.

A Kellen by Sped Dog May 9, 2019

A Kelley 

To possess the following less than desirable traits - including, but not limited to:

Solicitation; bogarting bathroom; bringing skanks… & leaving skanks; snuggling; making messes… & not cleaning messes; going shirtless, indiscriminately taking what A Kelley wants, (not being funny).*

* Portion of definition under review. As, some people find A Kelley and his wenis, quite humorous.

Stop being such a Kelley! You left that skank here a week ago, I didn’t even know you left. Last time I saw you, you were shirtless with a bag of stolen meat locked up in my bathroom the 8th time that day…

A Kelley by Barbie, G; Et Al June 19, 2023

Pull a Kelley 

Canceling plans at the last minute. Especially highly anticipated plans.

I had to pull a Kelley on my girl, I just didn’t feel like kicking it.

Pull a Kelley by raedean August 1, 2023

A Kelley 

To possess the following less than desirable traits - including, but not limited to:

Solicitation; bogarting bathroom; bringing skanks… & leaving skanks; snuggling; making messes… & not cleaning messes; going shirtless, indiscriminately taking what A Kelley wants, (not being funny).*

* Portion of definition under review. As, some people find A Kelley and his wenis, quite humorous.

Stop being such a Kelley! You left that skank here a week ago, I didn’t even know you left. Last time I saw you, you were shirtless with a bag of stolen meat locked up in my bathroom the 8th time that day…

A Kelley by Barbie, G; Et Al June 19, 2023

Pull a Keller

To pull a Keller is a swimming term that means to jump off of the starting block and land on somebody who is already swimming.

Person 1 is up on the block, ready to dive as Person 2 comes in towards the wall.

Person 1 prepares to dive, but Person 2 does a flip turn instead of touching the wall, meaing they have another 50 or more to go.

It's too late for Person 1 to stop, and he falls into the water on top of Person 2.

Person 2: "I still had another 50 to go! Way to pull a Keller and get us D.Q.ed!"

Pull a Keller by The Last Cowboy June 4, 2009

Pulling a Helen Keller 

Pretending to be blind, stupid, deaf, unable to speak (mute) and sometimes even pretending to be a lesbian just to get out of school work, homework and other dumb stuff.

"I asked this chick at the bar for a fuck and she went all lesbian on me!"

"She pulled a Helen Keller on ya!"

"Mrs. Moore asked Jenna for her homework and then Jenna started pulling a Helen Keller!"

"What happened?"

"Jenna started making funny mongoloid noises, then threw herself out the classroom window and then got up with cuts to her face screaming she was blind!"

Pulling a Helen Keller by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

A day in the life of Helen Keller

Doing absolutely nothing for the entire day.

Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: my day was like A day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh...

A day in the life of Helen Keller by dumbassalbinomonkeyfag April 4, 2024