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Pulling A Keegan

When you masterbate in the shower while your spouse is home.
"Dude, you idiot, you got caught pulling a keegan?"
Pulling A Keegan by bigbuckhunna January 10, 2021
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Busting a Keegan 

A slang term for someone who was caught doing illegal substances in a place inappropriate to do so.
Bob: Hey, did you hear what happened to Kyle?
John: Yeah, a security guard caught him busting a Keegan in the lunchroom.

A Keegan 

A queer person who is very controlling, demanding that doesn’t know much about life
You’re being suck a Keegan
A Keegan by Burgermaster1235935 September 27, 2025

dont be a Keegan 

Someone who is considered to have a mental deficiency
dont put your hand on the hot stove, dont be a keegan
dont be a Keegan by 12DFJFJFJF October 5, 2022

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026