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A Jordan Story
A "Jordan Story" is a story that has no purpose or real ending but instead fizzles out with a long build-up, only to never reach a true climax, or to have a climax that lacks any real significance. These stories are typically followed by Jordan Frasca giggling about the story to herself, making them actually funny.
A Jordan Story by bsmithers April 13, 2019
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Pour a Jordan
To pour for oneself or for a friend of oneself a more than generous glass of whisky. Michael Jordan always pours himself a Jordan as evidenced by the large glass of whisky on the end table during an interview in "The Last Dance."
Question: Hey, want to come over and watch episode 3 of "The Last Dance"?
Answer: You know it. I'll be right over. We can pour a Jordan or two.
Answer: You know it. I'll be right over. We can pour a Jordan or two.
Pour a Jordan by Gympy May 15, 2020
Pulled a jordan
When an author dies before completing a series that:
1. Extended over many books
2. Published over many years
3. Uses cliffhangers and leaves story arcs incomplete between books
Inspired by Robert Jordan's "Wheel of Time".
1. Extended over many books
2. Published over many years
3. Uses cliffhangers and leaves story arcs incomplete between books
Inspired by Robert Jordan's "Wheel of Time".
Why was Adam so pissed yesterday?" "Oh, he just found out that the author of that series he was reading pulled a jordan. After reading 8 books of that series already.
Pulled a jordan by acousticvis June 18, 2011
Pulling a Jordan
Pulling a Jordan by Asgoodasaxe February 2, 2019
Pulling a Jordan Law
When a man gets a baseball bat and lubricates it enough so it can be inserted into another mans anus. This maneuver is named "the Jordan Law" after the first to do so.
Pulling a Jordan Law by Gord Ritchie November 17, 2009
pulling a jordan
i ask my friend to tag along while i meet some friends that are girls, and when we say good by he kisses one of the on the lips unexpectedly, and they were very mad, this is an example of pulling a jordan
pulling a jordan by jbman666 November 13, 2010
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