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a Jordan 

When a person works late and can't game with their friends
I guess he's pulling a Jordan.
a Jordan by Davechan January 22, 2021
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A Jordan Story 

A "Jordan Story" is a story that has no purpose or real ending but instead fizzles out with a long build-up, only to never reach a true climax, or to have a climax that lacks any real significance. These stories are typically followed by Jordan Frasca giggling about the story to herself, making them actually funny.
Um...okay? what was the point of that? that was just A Jordan Story.
A Jordan Story by bsmithers April 13, 2019

Pour a Jordan 

To pour for oneself or for a friend of oneself a more than generous glass of whisky. Michael Jordan always pours himself a Jordan as evidenced by the large glass of whisky on the end table during an interview in "The Last Dance."
Question: Hey, want to come over and watch episode 3 of "The Last Dance"?

Answer: You know it. I'll be right over. We can pour a Jordan or two.
Pour a Jordan by Gympy May 15, 2020

Pulled a jordan

When an author dies before completing a series that:
1. Extended over many books
2. Published over many years
3. Uses cliffhangers and leaves story arcs incomplete between books

Inspired by Robert Jordan's "Wheel of Time".
Why was Adam so pissed yesterday?" "Oh, he just found out that the author of that series he was reading pulled a jordan. After reading 8 books of that series already.
Pulled a jordan by acousticvis June 18, 2011

Pulling a Jordan 

The act of driving a car so aggressively that it breaks (typically within a few months of buying)
Dude I want to buy a Lambo but I’m afraid that I’ll end up pulling a Jordan.
Pulling a Jordan by Asgoodasaxe February 2, 2019

Pulling a Jordan Law 

When a man gets a baseball bat and lubricates it enough so it can be inserted into another mans anus. This maneuver is named "the Jordan Law" after the first to do so.
Wow, Bob was "Pulling a Jordan Law" on Jim lasnight when Jims mom walked in on them!
Pulling a Jordan Law by Gord Ritchie November 17, 2009

pulling a jordan 

to randomly kiss someone u just met or only knew for a 24 hour period.
i ask my friend to tag along while i meet some friends that are girls, and when we say good by he kisses one of the on the lips unexpectedly, and they were very mad, this is an example of pulling a jordan
pulling a jordan by jbman666 November 13, 2010
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