A Jensen

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A corporate term describing an individual within a large corporation who continues to further their career without ever achieving success.

The new Vice President is A Jensen.

A Jensen by Big Daddy USA May 12, 2008

Words you can keep

Pulling a Jensen

Definition 1) Acting like a little two year old spaz
Definition 2) Being an annoying bitch and throwing shit at people
Definition 3) Constantly acting gay and not realizing it
Definition 4) Acting like a fuck up

"Dude quit throwing shit at people your pulling a Jensen"

Pulling a Jensen by Koolaidinthemouth November 2, 2011

Related Words

A Jensen • Pulling a Jensen • Pulling a Jenson • A warm George Jenson • A.D.A.M. • A • A.B.I. • a-cab • a-rab • A.F.I.

Pulling a Jenson

Calling in sick for the first 3 days back every time you take a vacation.

Tito called in sick after being gone for two weeks. "Dammit! Hes pulling a Jenson again!"

Pulling a Jenson by Monfredi November 15, 2022

A warm George Jenson

the act of receiving analingus in an unexpected environment.

That bushpig gave him a warm George Jenson in pokie room at the feddo

A warm George Jenson by candypants raverslut June 19, 2025

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026