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A Homeless

Def 1: (at least in O.C. CA) A lable given to a person after getting evaluated by business owners, local residents and some law enforcement officers. Even if the person has a home, being in public wearing or carrying a backpack while walking, bike riding or sitting on a curb or bus stop.

Def 2: (at least in O.C. CA) A group of the same people that frequently gather together. If they ride bicycles, where backpack travle by foot or skateboards, the whole group is called "A Homeless " when referring to anyone seen associating in the midst of any of them.

Def 3: (at least in O.C. CA) Anyone and everyone is considered "A Homeless" if in public view digging in their backpacks or bags for something that can't be found or frequent a public area routinely.
example 1: "The bathroom is occupied by "A Homeless" that came in and ordered off the menu." (Notice how The "A Homeless" has not been correctly addressed? In correction: The bathroom was being used by a new customer/consumer. )

example 2: "looking out the windows as i passed by, I decided to lock my door for i feared all of those "A Homeless" that they might turn me Homeless too."

example 3: Person 1: "Im looking for a dude goes by the name ___. He's "A Homeless" around here. Do you know him?"

PERSON 2: "Yeah, man. He at his house sleeping. He has finals he be studying."
A Homeless by GwenMade April 11, 2026
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Yo why is there a homeless dude on my dick rn 

when you question why a homeless dude is on your dick
"yo why is there a homeless dude on my dick rn?" "shiii idk"

I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader

on twitter someone said "I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader" and then it became a popular google search
I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader.

homeless man on a subway 

The dude in the back asleep on a subway without pants on
Dude who’s that
Oh it’s the homeless man on a subway

If you're homeless, just buy a house 

Something to say back to people when they give completely useless advice.
Jim: "Man I'm having so much trouble figuring out the proper technique to install my dishwasher."
Colin: "Just install it, easy as that."
Jim: "Oh cool, so if you're homeless, just buy a house. Easy, problem solved. Duh."

A Hopeless Romantic 

Someone who is simply terrible in/at love. They fall in love easily, are very open with their emotions, and can't seem to find the love of their life. They have a sense of honor, great valor, a deep sense of right and wrong, and are very romantical in the extreme. When they woo or court a person they always try to be the best they can be for the other. A Hopeless Romantic is someone who always has a wistful look in their eyes, is sad and shows it discreetly, or someone who always seems to be happy, but when they think no one is looking they drop the act and it is plain to see. These people are sad, lost, lonely souls.
That poor boy is A Hopeless Romantic.
Just look at him, see how he's always smiling? Look into his eyes and you'll see the truth. A Hopeless Romantic that's what he truly is.
All is fair in love and warfare. So what if he can't help that he prefers one over the other?