A Hitchhiker

(Noun) To anally fist a woman with one's thumb extended fully up, as if hitchhiking.*

*(The main difference between this and other 'definitions' of this term is that with a true 'Hitchhiker' the fist and upright thumb must be fully inserted. This is not a 'Shocker'.)

'Goddamn, dude, are you going to give me a hitchhiker or what? I can't get off on your weak-ass shockers.'

A Hitchhiker by Dr Bishop August 10, 2021

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a hitchhiker's tickle

When you get a handjob in a car while ridding in the front seat from someone in the back seat.

While Geff was driving home last night, Caleb sat in the back seat and gave him a hitchhiker's tickle.

a hitchhiker's tickle by Geetar926 September 23, 2013

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A Hitchhiker • a hitchhiker's tickle • Hitchhike in a Burrito Truck • A.D.A.M. • A • A.B.I. • a-cab • a-rab • A.F.I. • A-Town

Hitchhike in a Burrito Truck

To hitchhike and get a ride from a guy who demands you give him a Blowjob for the free ride

Troy: “I lost my keys in the locker room, I had to hitchhike in a burrito truck”

Hitchhike in a Burrito Truck by LigmaSawconNigga August 27, 2022

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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