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Pulling a Gilbert 

When you watch the newest shows and movies and spoil them for your friends and coworkers on numerous occasions.
Gilbert: Hey man, that episode of popular show last night was crazy!

Me: I didn't see..
Gilbert: That part where spoiler spoiler spoiler
Me: Dude I didn't see it!
Gilbert: spoiler spoiler spoiler
ME: Quit Pulling a Gilbert!

pull a gilbertson 

Sneaking out of work without anyone knowing
Hey man lets pull a gilbertson and go to the gay bar!!
pull a gilbertson by Drift86king December 5, 2014

pulled a guillermo 

being a major key pussy, and giving a bullshit excuse on why you didn't do something.
Swagven: hey man, do you know if carlos asked out that girl yesterday?
Dankiel: Nah man, he must have pulled a guillermo.

Pulled a Gillard 

To back stab a loyal friend/college for self gain and personal reasons only and not being remorseful. Can be used to describe being inconsiderate also.

This has come about after the change of power in Australia's governmental leadership from Kevin Rudd to Julia Gillard.
Person 1: Did you get Dale fired from work and take his place?
Person 2: Of course I did. I needed the extra money!
Person 1: Didn't Dale give you the job in the first place?
Person 2: Your point being?
Person 1: You've "Pulled a Gillard"
Pulled a Gillard by aussie_matu June 27, 2010

Taking a Gilbert 

When your friend states they will be somewhere by a certain time, then falls asleep for hours instead.
Aw man, I invited Jeff to play Call of Duty, I guess he decided he was taking a Gilbert instead.

Was going to to go out tonight, ended up taking a Gilbert instead.

a justin gilbert 

" a justin gilbert" is a person with very bad eyes with glasses that when he wears them are so fucking thick can see and stare down into your very soul but all in all he is a good bat
i have bad eyes i cant see that far haha atleast there not as bad as justin gilberts ..... whats up bat"a justin gilbert" your a true battle
a justin gilbert by hahaha hehehe November 18, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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