A Garret

An Adjective that describes a person that is lazy, who is very polite, and usually doesn't get out very much.They excessively use "Thats What She Said Jokes" and is very awkward in public.

Lenny: Man, I don't want to go out today.
Frank: Dude! Your acting like A Garret!
Lenny: Thats not cool man!

by Vespers December 16, 2008

Bit of a Gareth

A colloquial term used in modern business when the act of email hyper-inflation of required language is performed, leading to a lack of engagement in the items raised in such emails, so as to negate their reason for being. This definition could indeed be referred to as "a bit of a Gareth".

"Here lad, did you read that email Geoff sent earlier?"

"Naw. Looked like it was a bit of a Gareth so couldn't be arsed. What was it about anyway?"

"I'd be fucked if I know. I thought the same as you..."

by Belchtwat March 27, 2019

Pull-a-Garrett

An irreversible mistake, action or misunderstanding that usually results in events that are less than pleasant due to public embarassment, pain, or humiliation.

"I pulled a garrett when I zipped up my fly because I forgot to put the goods away first."
"That guy just pulled a garrett."
"What a garrett..."
"I pulled a garrett when I thought 'pseudo' meant superior and called myself a 'pseudo-ninja'"

by Chilly December 13, 2004

Pulling a Garett

When you insert your self into stranger's conversation, commonly from across the room

Garett, you're pulling a Garett.

by Avolpi May 15, 2014

A Garrett

Someone that never contributes food to social gatherings

Josh is going to be a Garrett this thanksgiving

by Garrett is always late November 19, 2022

Pulling a garett

Swearing your not gay but not fooling anybody either

Can sombody tell Ethan to stop pulling a garett

No man he's convinced peaple still think he's not gay

by Mothu focku August 11, 2016

Pull a Garrett

When you play any battle royale, especially COD Warzone, and die crashing into the ground because you didn’t pull your chute in time.

Someone needs to rez Garrett, he pulled a Garrett (again).

In COD Warzone
Oh crap, someone help.
...Did you just pull a Garrett?

by ipwncookies September 12, 2020