cool like a fool in a swimming pool 

a possible answer to a "how are you" type question, or a remark about somethings coolness

Stan-"You OK", JIMMY-"no need to worry about me, im cool like a fool in a swimming pool"

Stan- "whose that dude", JIMMY-"IDK, but hes cool like a fool in a swimming pool"

cool like a fool in a swimming pool by Paaat February 13, 2010

You can school a fool... 

You can school a fool... but you can't make them cool.

You may try to teach a stupid person, but you cannot change their bad judgment.

God, l told Willie not to mess with those gangsters girlfriends, but he did and now he got the hippo stomp and is in an ambulance again. You can school a fool...but you can't make them cool!

You can school a fool... by I, Wreckerrr August 17, 2020

Shaqtin a fool 

1) A tv segment aired on NBA on TNT where Shaquille O'Neil plays bloopers from that days' games. Name comes from adding the phrase "acting a fool" to Shaquille's nickname, Shaq

2) When someone messes up so bad the belong on Shaqtin a fool

Tom: I went up for a lay up and got the ball stuck between the rim and the backboard
Billy: Quit shaqtin a fool and learn how to play basketball

Shaqtin a fool by I'm a narc March 24, 2016

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue My Heart Is Dead I’m Such A Fool 

An amazing verse to sing if ur down created by the man the myth the legend, Juice WRLD

Bro Roses are Red Violets Are Blue My Heart Is Dead I’m Such A Fool
(Bro) Bro That’s deep still

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue My Heart Is Dead I’m Such A Fool by Josh.Reed_999 November 16, 2020

All social media is always accessed by a crook and a fool.

A variant of the previous proverb, focusing specifically on social media. It asserts that social media platforms, by their design, attract and amplify both predatory behavior (crooks) and vulnerable, easily exploited users (fools). The saying is a caution against believing that social media is just a space for connection; it is also a marketplace for manipulation, scams, and harassment. Entering social media without skepticism is to risk being the fool.

"All social media is always accessed by a crook and a fool." Example: “He scrolled through his feed, sharing every viral charity campaign without vetting. His friend warned: all social media is always accessed by a crook and a fool. Do your research.”

All social media is always accessed by a crook and a fool. by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 25, 2026

Every day a crook and a fool leave home. When the two meet, someone makes a deal.

A cynical proverb describing the mechanics of exploitation: the world is full of people willing to cheat (crooks) and people ready to be cheated (fools). When they encounter each other, a transaction happens—a scam, a bad bargain, a manipulation—where the crook wins and the fool loses. The saying suggests that such encounters are inevitable, not exceptional, and that vigilance is required to avoid being the fool. It is often invoked to warn against trusting too easily, especially in business, politics, or online interactions.

"Every day a crook and a fool leave home. When the two meet, someone makes a deal." Example: “He thought the crypto investment opportunity was real. His friend quoted the old saying: every day a crook and a fool leave home. When the two meet, someone makes a deal.”

Every day a crook and a fool leave home. When the two meet, someone makes a deal. by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 25, 2026

You idiot, innocent fool -- particularly a teenager. Scots origin Glasgow urban slag 

YouTube

Hey! You idiot, innocent fool -- particularly a teenager.

Scots origin Glasgow urban slag is the definition of YouTube!
You idiot, innocent fool -- particularly a teenager. Scots origin Glasgow urban slag You idiot, innocent fool -- particularly a teenager. Scots origin Glasgow urban slag

You idiot, innocent fool -- particularly a teenager. Scots origin Glasgow urban slag by mtyuaduauduve3845 March 18, 2022