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She is such a Floor
A Floor by AnHorse June 11, 2017
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to lay a floor pizza 

To vomit, to throw up, so that your chili beans and paprika and beer form a nice, pizza-like shape on the floor in front of you.
Tony laid a few floor pizzas last night after he went to the club.
to lay a floor pizza by Mennoowh November 30, 2004

lick a floor 

-equivalent of "eat shit"
-also equivalent of "go to hell"
Brian: "You faggot. Suck one."
You: "Go lick a floor you dirty cunt."
lick a floor by LiveYaLife April 16, 2014

Eating Sushi off a Barbers Floor

"Ahhh mate it was like eating sushi off a barbers floor"

shag a barbers floor 

the unfortunate position of being so horny that you would consider having sex with the floor in a barbers shop purely because it was available and had some hair on it.
ive not had a ride for so long i would shag a barbers floor so i would.

Confessions On A Dance Floor 

Madonna's 10th studio album, came out in November 15th 2005 with Hung Up (time goes by, so slowly) as leading single.

Until these days considered one of Madonna's best albums and best eras.

Was promoted with the Confessions Tour known by Madonna's iconic entrance.
CONFESSIONS ON A DANCE FLOOR IS THE FUCKING SHIT

Sneakers On A Gym Floor

When u bang a chick for to long and her clit starts to sqeak.
Yo I was banging that chick last night and we where goin at it for hours! Her pussy started to sound like sneakers on a gym floor!
Sneakers On A Gym Floor by Mr.Wigles September 11, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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