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to lay a floor pizza
To vomit, to throw up, so that your chili beans and paprika and beer form a nice, pizza-like shape on the floor in front of you.
to lay a floor pizza by Mennoowh November 30, 2004
lick a floor
lick a floor by LiveYaLife April 16, 2014
Eating Sushi off a Barbers Floor
Eating Sushi off a Barbers Floor by Dan November 30, 2003
shag a barbers floor
the unfortunate position of being so horny that you would consider having sex with the floor in a barbers shop purely because it was available and had some hair on it.
shag a barbers floor by pishmeister69 April 25, 2006
Confessions On A Dance Floor
Madonna's 10th studio album, came out in November 15th 2005 with Hung Up (time goes by, so slowly) as leading single.
Until these days considered one of Madonna's best albums and best eras.
Was promoted with the Confessions Tour known by Madonna's iconic entrance.
Until these days considered one of Madonna's best albums and best eras.
Was promoted with the Confessions Tour known by Madonna's iconic entrance.
Confessions On A Dance Floor by twerkingowl August 17, 2014
Sneakers On A Gym Floor
Yo I was banging that chick last night and we where goin at it for hours! Her pussy started to sound like sneakers on a gym floor!
Sneakers On A Gym Floor by Mr.Wigles September 11, 2009
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026
fauxstalgia
Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026
pajama casual
Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026
funflation
The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
swamp dog
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026