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to lay a floor pizza 

To vomit, to throw up, so that your chili beans and paprika and beer form a nice, pizza-like shape on the floor in front of you.
Tony laid a few floor pizzas last night after he went to the club.
to lay a floor pizza by Mennoowh November 30, 2004

lick a floor 

-equivalent of "eat shit"
-also equivalent of "go to hell"
Brian: "You faggot. Suck one."
You: "Go lick a floor you dirty cunt."
lick a floor by LiveYaLife April 16, 2014

Eating Sushi off a Barbers Floor

"Ahhh mate it was like eating sushi off a barbers floor"

shag a barbers floor 

the unfortunate position of being so horny that you would consider having sex with the floor in a barbers shop purely because it was available and had some hair on it.
ive not had a ride for so long i would shag a barbers floor so i would.

Confessions On A Dance Floor 

Madonna's 10th studio album, came out in November 15th 2005 with Hung Up (time goes by, so slowly) as leading single.

Until these days considered one of Madonna's best albums and best eras.

Was promoted with the Confessions Tour known by Madonna's iconic entrance.

Sneakers On A Gym Floor

When u bang a chick for to long and her clit starts to sqeak.
Yo I was banging that chick last night and we where goin at it for hours! Her pussy started to sound like sneakers on a gym floor!
Sneakers On A Gym Floor by Mr.Wigles September 11, 2009