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A stupid, slow, dumb guy with dumb glasses and a even dumber sense of humor. He can only pull people with bad intentions. But he can bake if you're into that. He's also probably autistic but it's entirely unrelated to him being stupid.
"I'm so glad I'm not dating a Felix, I've heard they're very stupid..."

"I wouldn't mind dating a Felix as long as he bakes for me."
A Felix by TheDiddlerOfMen December 1, 2024

a Felix Sandwich 

The situation that happens when you have to stealthily cry between two groups of people, often during hikes.
A: How was your weekend?
B: I went to hike in the moutains but my depression kicked in and I got caught in a Felix Sandwich.
a Felix Sandwich by Kabanana February 4, 2020

Pulling a felix 

When you become a gay furry, that draws furry porn and sells roblox exploits to pay for his CSGO gambling habits.

also you smoke pot and can't drive yet because they refuse to get their licences.
Black people sometimes pull a felix, after watching too much naurato.

yo, He Pulled a felix!!!!

He's Pulling a felix
Pulling a felix by penislciker July 16, 2017

Asking A Felix

To ask a question that is completely ridiculous when you already know the answer to the question.

Making a statement that is factual and at the time very obvious.
YES! My blue jeans are blue, Stop Asking A Felix!!
Asking A Felix by JosVan84 May 5, 2018

pulling a Felix 

Being in a discord call and just having your fan constantly making sound into your mic like you're coming in from Mt Everest Peak.
Look at him go, he's pulling a Felix again
pulling a Felix by Zpoodies February 14, 2022

A Saucy Felix

When someone has a maple syrup enema that is so large that they become full to the brim. They then wait for the opportune moment to sneeze on an unsuspecting victims stack of pancakes.
These pancakes are drier than a nuns chuff mate! Where's a Saucy Felix when you need one?
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Me: Poggers!
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