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A stupid, slow, dumb guy with dumb glasses and a even dumber sense of humor. He can only pull people with bad intentions. But he can bake if you're into that. He's also probably autistic but it's entirely unrelated to him being stupid.
"I'm so glad I'm not dating a Felix, I've heard they're very stupid..."

"I wouldn't mind dating a Felix as long as he bakes for me."
A Felix by TheDiddlerOfMen December 1, 2024

a Felix Sandwich 

The situation that happens when you have to stealthily cry between two groups of people, often during hikes.
A: How was your weekend?
B: I went to hike in the moutains but my depression kicked in and I got caught in a Felix Sandwich.
a Felix Sandwich by Kabanana February 4, 2020

Pulling a felix 

When you become a gay furry, that draws furry porn and sells roblox exploits to pay for his CSGO gambling habits.

also you smoke pot and can't drive yet because they refuse to get their licences.
Black people sometimes pull a felix, after watching too much naurato.

yo, He Pulled a felix!!!!

He's Pulling a felix
Pulling a felix by penislciker July 16, 2017

Asking A Felix

To ask a question that is completely ridiculous when you already know the answer to the question.

Making a statement that is factual and at the time very obvious.
YES! My blue jeans are blue, Stop Asking A Felix!!
Asking A Felix by JosVan84 May 5, 2018

pulling a Felix 

Being in a discord call and just having your fan constantly making sound into your mic like you're coming in from Mt Everest Peak.
Look at him go, he's pulling a Felix again
pulling a Felix by Zpoodies February 14, 2022

A Saucy Felix

When someone has a maple syrup enema that is so large that they become full to the brim. They then wait for the opportune moment to sneeze on an unsuspecting victims stack of pancakes.
These pancakes are drier than a nuns chuff mate! Where's a Saucy Felix when you need one?
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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