A stupid, slow, dumb guy with dumb glasses and a even dumber sense of humor. He can only pull people with bad intentions. But he can bake if you're into that. He's also probably autistic but it's entirely unrelated to him being stupid.
"I'm so glad I'm not dating a Felix, I've heard they're very stupid..."
"I wouldn't mind dating a Felix as long as he bakes for me."
When someone has a maple syrup enema that is so large that they become full to the brim. They then wait for the opportune moment to sneeze on an unsuspecting victims stack of pancakes.
These pancakes are drier than a nuns chuffmate! Where's a Saucy Felix when you need one?
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failureshower.