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a fake friend

A fake friend is someone who doesn't really care about how you feel about yourself. Sadly most friends turn out to be fake friends and don't care about you. You should leave those fake friends right away and find someone real. I have had so many friends that I thought were real but in the end were just like the rest. In 5th grade I moved to a new school and became friends with someone I thought was so sweet then this year she just left me to go be friends with the popular girls but in the end they're just being fake friends to her now.
I can't believe she left me she was a fake friend
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National post a fake ass friend day

National post a fake ass friend day is where you post a friend who you know is fake, if participating you’re expected to post something on several social media platforms e.g. Instagram, Snapchat, Facebook and others.
“Hey it’s national post a fake ass friend day
“Oh, I better post Ella then”

fake-a-friend 

when someone acts like they are your friend but they wouldn't know what real friendship meant if it bit them in the butt
Abby: Hey, Sally . . . let's hang out.
Sally: No, Abby, you are just a fake-a-friend and I don't want anything to do with you.
fake-a-friend by hard a.... February 12, 2012

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026