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(said carr-re) sometimes used to describe someone who likes men
omg, you like men, your such a carry
a carry by X~jimmy~X July 1, 2007
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Carry on like a Carry on 

To Carry on like a Carry on, is to act like a total fool.
When all morality and saniity is thrown out the window, and reasoning is just no option. This will most of the time have an emotional outcome.

An outrageous and more than often aggressive reaction to a very simple predicament.....

Alcohol and drugs can stimulate and enhance the "Carrying on" effect.
---->Excuse me sir, but can you please relax and stop standing on the bar stool...?
---->EY FUCK YOU! you wanna rawl?! you're a cunt, and i know you had sex with my mom....

To Carry on like a Carry on

---->COME lets go to the joll for the 5th night in a row!!?? (all in broken drunken english)
----> Ag you know, we had a heavy one the night before, think we going to just relax tonight...
---> AAAH! Fuck man! Real mates, just fuck off.... (call a cab and leave to the joll in a bad and emotional mood)
---> YE you just Carry on like a Carry on!!

Speak Softly and Carry a Big Dick 

One of the most important principles of Big Dick Diplomacy. The term was coined on January 26, 1900 by Theodore Roosevelt when his coworker expressed his frustration of not being able to get laid. Roosevelt proclaimed, "Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid." He took Roosevelt's advice, although it has never been officially confirmed if he got laid.
Coworker: "Why can't I get laid?, I always get rejected."
Roosevelt: "Next time you get rejected try using Big Dick Diplomacy. Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid."
Coworker (5 minutes later): "Thanks for the advice, I just got laid."
Roosevelt: "Awesome, I told you it works."

carry a torch 

an old flame or crush that still burns many years later

Similar to 'torch song', a romantic song of heartbreak.
I still carry a torch for her fifteen years later. Even though we were only together for two weeks. Remembering her laughing eyes and all we said...
As all my thoughts of her pass 'fore my face a thousand times
The way they race my heart... I cannot say it all in lines
carry a torch by mandingoe February 13, 2008

Speak bigly and carry a soft stick 

Former President Donald Trump's guiding principle in foreign policy, as well as in the bedroom. The opposite of Teddy Roosevelt's "speak softly and carry a big stick".
"Diplomacy? Nah, I want to hurl insults at people on twitter! You know what I always say, speak bigly and carry a soft stick!

carry a fishtank 

A polite term to excuse two people to go and privately have sex.
ex. Hey, do you want to go downstairs and help me carry a fishtank?
carry a fishtank by letscarryit69 December 22, 2017

Speak softly, but carry a big @ 

An admonition, intended for bosses, to avoid giving unpleasant news face to face, but rather save it for an email. ("@" is pronounced "at sign".)
I told everybody at last month's department meeting that the future looked bright. Two weeks later I send them all an email about the budget cuts and layoffs. It saves me listening to a lot of bitching from that bunch of peons. My daddy taught me a long time ago to Speak softly, but carry a big @!
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