a blonder

A person who only f*cks blondes

Brunette: Hey I was wondering do....

Guy: Sorry I'm a Blonder

a blonder by : P ya right May 17, 2006

a blonder

Someone who enjoys the aroma of his own urine after the consumption of asparagus.

Dude, you're such a blonder!

a blonder by Cletus November 30, 2003

Dick in a Blender

A truly painful experience that still may be preferred over the proposed task, activity, action, etc.

Guy 1: Hey man, wanna go hang out at Bill's?
Guy 2: I'd rather shove my dick in a blender
Guy 1: I knew you didn't like Bill but that's extreme.
Guy 2: I beg to differ *plugs in blender*

Dick in a Blender by I Don't Need a Pseudonym September 10, 2014

how to entertain a blonde 

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how to entertain a blonde by Diablo the Echidna February 27, 2004

stick that shit in a blender 

A phrase used to express the simplification of complex problem into something more manageable.

-"AHH!! I have a 30 page paper due tomorrow AND it's my mom's birthday!"

-"Dude... stick that shit in a blender - just write the paper about your mom and send her a copy."

stick that shit in a blender by P-stain! September 10, 2006

Balls in a Blender 

Highly stressful situation at work that could potentially result in your being fired. This may or may not be a result of your own actions.

John: "If I don't get this deal to close by the end of the month, I am going to lose my job!"

Brian: "Man, sounds like you really are balls in a blender."

Balls in a Blender by Feel The Rush March 28, 2010

Go fuck a Blender 

a way of showing extreme hatred of another individual, usually a guy, unless it is for a girl that has desided to change sex. Used best when the mood is a happy one yet your feelings towards the one you hate are not out in the open. perfect with evils

mark: im sorry. i didnt mean to run over your son twice. it wont happen again.

tom: Go fuck a blender

Go fuck a Blender by bibbidy bob October 26, 2008