a blonder
a blonder by : P ya right May 17, 2006
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Dick in a Blender
A truly painful experience that still may be preferred over the proposed task, activity, action, etc.
Guy 1: Hey man, wanna go hang out at Bill's?
Guy 2: I'd rather shove my dick in a blender
Guy 1: I knew you didn't like Bill but that's extreme.
Guy 2: I beg to differ *plugs in blender*
Guy 2: I'd rather shove my dick in a blender
Guy 1: I knew you didn't like Bill but that's extreme.
Guy 2: I beg to differ *plugs in blender*
Dick in a Blender by I Don't Need a Pseudonym September 10, 2014
how to entertain a blonde
how to entertain a blonde by Diablo the Echidna February 27, 2004
stick that shit in a blender
-"AHH!! I have a 30 page paper due tomorrow AND it's my mom's birthday!"
-"Dude... stick that shit in a blender - just write the paper about your mom and send her a copy."
-"Dude... stick that shit in a blender - just write the paper about your mom and send her a copy."
stick that shit in a blender by P-stain! September 10, 2006
Balls in a Blender
Highly stressful situation at work that could potentially result in your being fired. This may or may not be a result of your own actions.
John: "If I don't get this deal to close by the end of the month, I am going to lose my job!"
Brian: "Man, sounds like you really are balls in a blender."
Brian: "Man, sounds like you really are balls in a blender."
Balls in a Blender by Feel The Rush March 28, 2010
Go fuck a Blender
a way of showing extreme hatred of another individual, usually a guy, unless it is for a girl that has desided to change sex. Used best when the mood is a happy one yet your feelings towards the one you hate are not out in the open. perfect with evils
mark: im sorry. i didnt mean to run over your son twice. it wont happen again.
tom: Go fuck a blender
tom: Go fuck a blender
Go fuck a Blender by bibbidy bob October 26, 2008