a blonder

A person who only f*cks blondes

Brunette: Hey I was wondering do....

Guy: Sorry I'm a Blonder

by : P ya right May 17, 2006

a blonder

Someone who enjoys the aroma of his own urine after the consumption of asparagus.

Dude, you're such a blonder!

by Cletus November 30, 2003

Blondering

The act of a fair-haired person being distracted and wandering from one enticing place to another, with disregard for the original destination.

On her way to pick up the dry cleaning she began blondering through the brightly colored displays in the kitchen store.

by matree May 26, 2010

Blonder

When someone is clearly more blonde than someone else or when someone behaves in a way that's more blonde than anyone else

person1 "No, you're blonde!"
person2 "YOU'RE BLONDER THEN"

by Somma is gay July 24, 2020

blonder

being more blond then usual

Miranda has brown hair but she is blonder then most blonds

by icedaman aka superman October 03, 2008

blonder than barbie

Dumber than even the dumbest blonde, an empty headed idiot with dyed blonde hair.

'I thought she was dumb,but she's blonder than Barbie

by AnnieBawdy May 16, 2017

blonder

When someone acts more blonde then another.

Bradyn: you’re acting blonde
Ashley: you’re acting blonder

by annymous247 September 28, 2020