When someone makes a frown so intense that it resembles the muppet character, Beaker. Usually reserved for a late night intoxicated photo opportunity
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by chrisVno3s November 8, 2016
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A dumb bitch. A self conscious, overused slut who they call the double deepthroater. She can play you almost as fast as she can suck off three different black guys at once. People lose as many IQ points as she has tissues stuffed in her bra when she tries talking but her bra doesn't take nearly as much punishment as she does in her free time if you know what I mean. She legally classifies as a dwarf and has the athletic ability of a chicken with an extra chromosome. A true blonde bitch who can give you a fun time if you call her up and you can catch her on the live show every day from 4:30 to 6:00.
Dude - "Yea that chick A Leaking Beaker is letting so many guys eat her out, they better start putting the nutrition facts on her."
by TylerIsMyBae November 9, 2016
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Person 2: "Yes. I'm as serious as a beaver"
Person 1: "Ok, sorry. I'll get my things"
Person 2: "Yes. I'm as serious as a beaver"
Person 1: "Ok, sorry. I'll get my things"
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Get the Pull a baker mug.Used to express not giving a fuck, but when not giving a fuck doesn't go far enough. A bakers fuck has an inverse relationship to a bakers dozen. Where a bakers dozen includes one extra, a bakers fuck includes one less. Hence, not giving a bakers fuck is giving even less fucks than usual.
The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.
The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.
Steve: Dude, this new vegan protein shake really hit the spot.
Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.
Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.
by zackgee July 12, 2016
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The ladies in the steno pool were wetter than a beaver's hat after watching the new Ryan Gosling film.
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