Elias

A scrawny little bitch who thinks he has gains and has hair like fuckin wolverine type shit.

I hate that fucking kid Elias.

by chrisVno3s November 08, 2016

Guttenberg Press

When a male jumps high in the air (usually off a sofa, etc.) and goes into a backflip in mid air, then lands with his penis inside a woman's vagina or asshole.

I was so proud of myself when I landed the Guttenberg Press for the first time.

by chrisVno3s November 10, 2016

Christian

The saltiest motherfucker you will ever meet. Nobody likes Christian. He is known for his tiny cock constantly falling out. Puts everyone he dates through hell with his fucking Cayman island looking ass pimples on the side of his face. Nigga ass transgender that has a fucking orgasm everytime he wipes his ass and just cums in his pants everytime he hears the word men. But more than anything... Christian is a queer ass faguette doin gay ass things fucking faggot ass men in his sticky ass bed with his tiny ass dick dream in about massive ass cocks.

There are not gay enough words in existence to describe the queerness of Christian

by chrisVno3s November 08, 2016

A Leaking Beaker

Biggest fucking bitch slut of all time. Only thing this whore enjoys is playing guys and sucking massive ass black cock. Has a fucking growing disorder and is always high af. Think this bitch is nice? Think again dumbass, you are getting played.

I fucking hate A Leaking Beaker

by chrisVno3s November 08, 2016