a bag of mikey

when you feel like you shouldn't be alive anymore.

I stepped in dog shit, and now my shoes smell like a animal farm! i feel like a bag of mikey!

by Seymore Filipe February 9, 2008

Douche Bag Mikey

1. An overprotective man who thinks the world is out to hack into his server running off of a dialup connection and a 200MHz processor.

2. Can't tell where the man ends and his boss begins!

This guy is so anal, we might as well call him Douche Bag Mikey.

by Uh... June 26, 2003