A Wesley

an obese, obnoxious, socially inept neanderthal who enjoys poaching and irritating everyone around him

When someone is an uninformed d-ck most would say he's being an A Wesley...

by chicoblows March 15, 2010

A Wesley

Driving way too drunk, even though all of your friends told you it was a horrible idea.

Hey man i just pulled a Wesley to the NEX, so your two shots of white rum don't impress me.

by A wesley April 22, 2017

A Wesley

A broke friend that has no money ever and always comes out with a fiver

He will never want to pay for anything

Your being a Wesley

by She hood October 27, 2022

Pulling a Wesley

A saying used for when someone is doing nothing for a long period of time.

Josh: so what're you doing today? Any plans?
Jack: nah man, I'm pulling a Wesley

by emrowca December 28, 2022

Pulling a Wesley

Building a whole criminal record of hate crimes primarily targeting African American and south of the border type people leading you to 30 years in SUPERMAX prison

My neighbor just burnt a cross on my lawn he’s lowkey Pulling a Wesley

by naughtyrascaldeviant87 May 1, 2024

Pulling a Wesley

Used to describe somebody who is horribly RACIST, and has been for generations in his family. They activly wish for and participate in the buying and selling of minorities, all while trying to hide their racist side from the public. This doesent always work as their true beliefs often break through in large outbursts when coming into contact with a minority for any extended period of time.

"I've seen how Throbberts looks at him, he must be pulling a Wesley"

by Friendly-Fella May 1, 2024

Talking like a Wesley

When someone is talking to you and you have no idea what their talking about, but you just can't stop listening because you love listening to them.

"Wesley I have no idea what your talking about, but I love listening to you." That person at the bar last night was "Talking like a Wesley."

by Spacewrangler October 19, 2015