A Wesley
an obese, obnoxious, socially inept neanderthal who enjoys poaching and irritating everyone around him
A Wesley by chicoblows March 15, 2010
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Pulling a Wesley
Pulling a Wesley by emrowca December 28, 2022
Pulling a Wesley
Building a whole criminal record of hate crimes primarily targeting African American and south of the border type people leading you to 30 years in SUPERMAX prison
Pulling a Wesley by naughtyrascaldeviant87 May 1, 2024
Pulling a Wesley
Used to describe somebody who is horribly RACIST, and has been for generations in his family. They activly wish for and participate in the buying and selling of minorities, all while trying to hide their racist side from the public. This doesent always work as their true beliefs often break through in large outbursts when coming into contact with a minority for any extended period of time.
Pulling a Wesley by Friendly-Fella May 1, 2024
Talking like a Wesley
When someone is talking to you and you have no idea what their talking about, but you just can't stop listening because you love listening to them.
"Wesley I have no idea what your talking about, but I love listening to you." That person at the bar last night was "Talking like a Wesley."
Talking like a Wesley by Spacewrangler October 19, 2015
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