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A squirrel 

A young man looking for a nut.
“Be careful girl, that boy you’re talking to is a squirrel.”
A squirrel by Urbanitayu November 16, 2019
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A Squirrel 

The act of extreme indecisiveness and unsurety. Resembles the retarded confusion you would get from a squirrel that crosses the road, then halfway through decides to go back.
Judy was doing a squirrel on her decisions whether to paint her room red or blue.

I started squirreling over the multiple choice test question before finally just picking D.
A Squirrel by Warhawk101 October 3, 2012

a squirrel in a hamster wheel 

a person, busy as hell, running around working their tail off
if you dont want an early retirement you better learn what a squirrel in a hamster wheel is!

a squirrel head 

jackson presley is a squirrel head
a squirrel head by ndkfndnfjdjfjfjf December 24, 2018

Driving Like a Squirrel

One who is about to make a turn but for some second waits until the last possible second to dart out into the intersection and almost gets killed in the process by an oncoming vehicle. Just to piss people off. Like the suicidal squirrels that wait to dart across the street until your car is coming in places such as Pitman, New Jersey.
Donald and I are in his jeep about to make a left turn at a light, but waiting for an approaching white vehicle to pass. Suddenly, without warning, Donald turns without waiting and almost gets sidef***ed by the oncoming vehicle. "DONNY WHAT DA ****!? YOU ARE Driving Like a Squirrel!"

hung like a squirrel

It's when you are so big that your nuts drag on the floor
"OMG he was hung like a squirrel!"
"That Small?"
"No... His nuts dragged on the ground!"
hung like a squirrel by Danno558 September 21, 2011

Shooting a Squirrel 

When a girl wearing a Dress sits with her legs spread showing you her Junk.
That Cute Blond Chick was "Shooting a Squirrel" at you during Math Class.
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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