A squirrel

A young man looking for a nut.

“Be careful girl, that boy you’re talking to is a squirrel.”

by Urbanitayu November 16, 2019

A Squirrel

The act of extreme indecisiveness and unsurety. Resembles the retarded confusion you would get from a squirrel that crosses the road, then halfway through decides to go back.

Judy was doing a squirrel on her decisions whether to paint her room red or blue.

I started squirreling over the multiple choice test question before finally just picking D.

by Warhawk101 October 3, 2012

a squirrel in a hamster wheel

a person, busy as hell, running around working their tail off

if you dont want an early retirement you better learn what a squirrel in a hamster wheel is!

by Sexydimma November 3, 2019

a squirrel head

jackson presley

jackson presley is a squirrel head

by ndkfndnfjdjfjfjf December 24, 2018

Driving Like a Squirrel

One who is about to make a turn but for some second waits until the last possible second to dart out into the intersection and almost gets killed in the process by an oncoming vehicle. Just to piss people off. Like the suicidal squirrels that wait to dart across the street until your car is coming in places such as Pitman, New Jersey.

Donald and I are in his jeep about to make a left turn at a light, but waiting for an approaching white vehicle to pass. Suddenly, without warning, Donald turns without waiting and almost gets sidef***ed by the oncoming vehicle. "DONNY WHAT DA ****!? YOU ARE Driving Like a Squirrel!"

by Daniel G. Hays October 26, 2010

hung like a squirrel

It's when you are so big that your nuts drag on the floor

"OMG he was hung like a squirrel!"
"That Small?"
"No... His nuts dragged on the ground!"

by Danno558 September 21, 2011

Shooting a Squirrel

When a girl wearing a Dress sits with her legs spread showing you her Junk.

That Cute Blond Chick was "Shooting a Squirrel" at you during Math Class.

by Johnny Nomad October 8, 2011