a retarted 

When someone is past the phase of just plain stupid. It's more than blonde, special, slow, fucked up, and retarted. It is a retarted.

Clay: So what happened last night?

Kimberly: Well there was so much going on I was a retarted. I couldn't even find my underwear, I had to just leave.

Clay: You seem to do that often.

a retarted by thetryplethreat November 11, 2010

a retarted 

noun: term for someone who is a stupid moron; akin to a bifkin eater poomonger.

man that kid is such a retarted.

a retarted by han solo July 2, 2004

hung like a retarted gerble 

some who is unusualy large for thier body size

People always said he was big but look, hes hung like a retarted gerble, its gotta be 7" around

MY Boyfriend ,NOT yours

hung like a retarted gerble by T.D.B. March 26, 2008

National Make up your own stupid “official””national” day cause you’re a retarded vsco girl stfu 

Stop making your “national days” over actual real national days that celebrate soldiers and real holidays,

Hey did you hear about that National Day?
Yeah people are stupid
National Make up your own stupid “official””national” day cause you’re a retarded vsco girl stfu

National Make up your own stupid “official””national” day cause you’re a retarded vsco girl stfu by LilCoochie September 25, 2019

flogging a retarded horse 

To complain about stupid behavior repeatedly exhibited by an individual.

'I hate flogging a retarded horse, but could you believe that Marcia forgot to send in my expense report for the third straight week?'

flogging a retarded horse by The New Musicologist March 24, 2009

a retarded amount of As

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guy: holy shit thats a retarded amount of As

a retarded amount of As by Zordyn May 21, 2023

you are a retarded 

The way retards who haven't heard of grammer say: you are a retard.

Guy A:i do not agree with you
Twinty: lol then you are a retarded
Guy B:that grammar... lmao

you are a retarded by Remi1001 April 18, 2018