A Plum
A Plum by Xxchunky92xx May 11, 2020
Words you can keep
baby's arm clutching a plum
A very large penis. About equivilent in size to a baby's arm, the the head being the size and general color of a plum.
Mary: Did you see the size of that thing?
Jane: Oh my...It was...
Mary: As big as a baby's arm clutching a plum.
Jane: Yes, Yes it was.
Jane: Oh my...It was...
Mary: As big as a baby's arm clutching a plum.
Jane: Yes, Yes it was.
baby's arm clutching a plum by Jumpingrat November 10, 2008
Speeding Like a Plum
When you're walking/riding/driving so slow that you get aggraveted by the situation, so you say "I'm speeding like a plum!". Since plums can't speed at all the direct meaning is contrasted in a sarcastic definition, emphasized as going so slow, almost stopping.
(carrying Corey in the bike)
Corey: Hurry up Tim! We're late for the soccer game!
Tim: I can't! I'm doing the best I can but You're too heavy.. we are speeding like a plum!
Corey: Hurry up Tim! We're late for the soccer game!
Tim: I can't! I'm doing the best I can but You're too heavy.. we are speeding like a plum!
Speeding Like a Plum by BrazaBoyy~ RJ December 16, 2009
Pull out a plum
1. After anal intercourse having a piece of fecal material stuck to your penis.
2. After vaginal intercourse having a clot of blood on your penis, presumably from the woman having recently had or is still on her period.
Etymology: Nursery Rhyme Little Jack Horner
2. After vaginal intercourse having a clot of blood on your penis, presumably from the woman having recently had or is still on her period.
Etymology: Nursery Rhyme Little Jack Horner
Tom: Fuck my ass.
Kevin: OK.
(after just finishing)
Kevin: You dirty fuck Tom, you made me pull out a plum. Now I have to go wash your shit off of my dick.
Tom: Occupational hazard, you faggot.
Kevin: OK.
(after just finishing)
Kevin: You dirty fuck Tom, you made me pull out a plum. Now I have to go wash your shit off of my dick.
Tom: Occupational hazard, you faggot.
Pull out a plum by Skateboy66 May 11, 2009
Taking the trout by the hair of a plum pie
This last question on the test is really taking the trout by the hair of a plum pie. (It was difficult and the speaker didn't understand it.)
Taking the trout by the hair of a plum pie by Wordmate October 29, 2018
you're a plum
When someone is cute and petite, but plain like a bagel at times. A person who is usually plum is very sweet and round.
Person A: "why can't you be cute like that man.."
Person B: "Cute like what??"
Person A: "Like her, she's adorable. And you're a plum."
Person B: "Cute like what??"
Person A: "Like her, she's adorable. And you're a plum."
you're a plum by ctmwey March 19, 2017
Mubareka a.k.a Plum a.k.a MuBLuB a.k.a 2 M0nths a.k.a Mubraa a.k.a Mubarc0de
More from Urban Dictionary
grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
mormon assault vehicle
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
Shakira Law
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026