A pickle

When a woman bites of yo dick and chews it

“Yo she gave me a pickle last night I had to go to the hospital and try pissing”

by The real sex October 18, 2017

A Pickle

Something that doesn't come out right, or something that is ugly.

That Broad Look a pickle

by Angel March 9, 2004

A Pickle for the Knowing Ones

A batshit insane book written by Timothy Dexter that is filled with political rants, complaints about his wife, and the most fucking beautiful spelling ever. There were complaints about the lack of punctuation so in the second edition, Timothy Dexter put and extra page in the back filled with punctuation and a note saying stick them wherever you want.

“I just read A Pickle for the Knowing Ones”

by Lluma June 9, 2021

A pickle in a hat

When you stick the tip of your penis into a very dirty asshole and pull it out so the tip of your penis is covered in feces. This is called, "A pickle in a hat."

A pickle in a hat: 8===D ----> ()o()

by Pompompano April 5, 2013

I am in a pickle

If you are in a pickle, you are in a difficult position, or have a problem to which no easy answer can be found.

I am in a pickle, my history paper is due tomorrow and I haven't even started.

by DictionaryWifi February 19, 2019

Go suck a Pickle!

Verb
(An old term spawned in midevil times used when shop keepers had nothing violent or gramaticly full of nonsense that they threw a pickles at theives or pickpockets.)
now modernly used as a
violent term used when extremely mad, usually shouted with extreme prejudice at someone for a minor Inconvienance.

(Verb)~

(you arrive at the theater and are dumbfounded and furious to see that the movie you wanted to enjoy is sold out)

customer-What the hell! i drove five miles to see this movie and its sold out
just Great!

employee-sorry sir better luck next time

customer-you know what Go Suck a Pickle!

by Alejandro Cruz June 28, 2008

Dally of a pickle

A nightmare of a problem has arose

Houston......we have a dally of a pickle on our hands

by Dally's jokes April 2, 2021