if you don't know what this is you need to get your eyes checked...
IT'S A DICK!!!(for you sticklers for proper scientific terminology out there, it's a penis( you know... that thing hanging between your legs(otherwise known as your best friend)))
Me: so what was the "reward" you recieved yesterday Friend: 8===D👄
Me: ...
Me: I'm so proud of you (╥﹏╥)