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Don’t be a fucking Mikayla
A miserable ass cunt who resembles a shorter, more round miss piggy who when is not spending her time ruining a good time can be found eating her weight in cookies and or fast food!
Don’t be a fucking Mikayla by Theoneinthecloset May 30, 2019
McKayla Schneider is a bully
McKayla Schneider is a very cruel, and inconsiderate person. She often makes fun of this really cool kid I know named Coty Johnson. He's really awesome but she never gives him a chance. She actually set his dog on fire. She's a bully. Don't be her friend.
"Wow that McKayla Schneider is a bully. Let's not be her friend, and be friends with Coty Johnson instead. He's way cooler."
McKayla Schneider is a bully by Kenny Bourbon November 16, 2013
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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