A Madison

A white girl who is a gen z Karen who uses woke culture against BIPOC

Went to a art opening yesterday where a Madison tried to explain to me why she relates to brown and black pain because she too has had struggles.

by Jacque Joose July 14, 2021

Pull a madison

To uninvite someone to an event. Usually referred to when talking about a dance (homecoming, semi formal, prom, etc.)

Ugh she is such a hoe she is gonna pull a Madison on Juan. Now Juan is gonna have no date to semi thanks to that hoe bag.

by Madisonotterbean February 14, 2017

Pulling a Madison

The act of fingering a girl, ceasing to perform any other sexual acts with that girl, and then never talking to her again.

Last night I ended up Pulling a Madison on this chick. I don't think she's going to call me....

by scottj007 January 4, 2012

Pulling a Madison

When someone you make plans with in person ignores your messages regarding the plans, seening and seemingly staying offline to avoid answering you, particularly on the eve of the planned event.

Jim: "It's 1.30 why aren't you with Kate? didn't you guys make plans to hang at 12?"
Bob:" Yeah, but she didn't show up and she isn't responding to her messages."

Jim: "What a bitch, she's totally Pulling a Madison"

by Spicy fresh March 11, 2017

doing a dolley madison

Having to do something drastic to save your own life and/or others quickly.

I'm doing a Dolley madison by breaking the picture frames and packing everything in my house after someone told me I had to evacuate the area.

by Ya local lesbian!14 February 28, 2021

A Maison

A man who wrestles anything he/she touches sexually

First friend: "bro I just watched a fight near the supermarket I think hes Doing a maison"
Second friend: "was it a guy or a girl"
First friend: "does it matter"
First Friend: "he was a guy or was grinding down on him ferociously"
Second friend: "Jesus christ"

by AuxCord February 26, 2021

A Maddison Soon

A unit of time roughly equivalent to the amount of time it takes for a squirrel to plan a road trip — enthusiastic at first, but with endless scenic detours. Commonly understood to mean anywhere between ‘later today’ and ‘the heat death of the universe.

"She said she'd be ready in a Maddison Soon, so I brought a tent and snacks."

by sedski April 26, 2025