a jonah 

When you call someone a Jonah, it means that they are an unlucky person

Poor him, he’s like a Jonah

a jonah by Jktheaceman April 11, 2020

Pull a Jonah 

Pull a Jonah - When a person aces a test with little or no studying.

"I didn't study! I hope i pull a jonah!"

Pull a Jonah by Shibidydobedypants January 11, 2008

Pulling a Jonah 

Being unable to answer more than one question at a time.

Kelly: "Hey Jonah.. what are you doing on Saturday and where are you?"
Jonah: "I'm at the office."
Kelly: "What about the first question? And do you believe that walruses really exist?"
Jonah: "Of course they exist. That's a silly question. I love walruses."
Kelly: "You still didn't answer the first question. What are you doing Saturday? And why do you love walruses?"
Jonah: "They're just so cute and they taste good. Btw, What are you doing Saturday? Want to hang out?"
Kelly: *facepalm* I see you are pulling a Jonah again..

Pulling a Jonah by kaypea April 19, 2011

Pulling a Jonah 

When someone screws up when using a keyboard.

“You were really pulling a Jonah there.”

Pulling a Jonah by SomeGuyWhoLikesHoodies May 24, 2019

Pulling a Jonah 

The act of ditching your friends by way of passivley using an excuse such as: I need to get some beer, I need to get some smokes, I'm just meeting someone don't worry i'll be right back...

-oh guys i'll be right back need to go get some more beer
-yeah bro no prob see you soon
(an hour later)
-dude where the fuck did he go....
-oh man he's just pulling a jonah again

Pulling a Jonah by Rewcifer December 10, 2010

Pull a Jonah 

When one has sex with a girl who is on her period and has a tampon in.

Example 1
A: Dude that sex was so bad I think i saw a tampon string hanging out...

B: Oh dude you totally pulled a jonah

Example 2
*Boy tries to take off girl's pants as they hook up*
Girl: I can't... we wouldn't want to pull a jonah.

Pull a Jonah by thafeld October 14, 2011

Pulling a Jonah 

When your friend decides too not join or ignores your response/messages/calls to hop online despite wanting too earlier

“Dammit Dude Jonah’s pulling a Jonah right now”

Pulling a Jonah by CombatantCarlton March 5, 2024