1) Inability to recall, remember, or recollect participation in events, the parties involved, or topics discussed during
said events when confronted by a third-party.
2) Commonly used but very Robust
Legal Defense when caught in an incriminating situation or possibly lying - most commonly used in lieu of "pleading the Fifth".
Legal experts have concluded this defense to be unbeatable when challenged.
3) A Widespread Contagious Epidemic Medical Condition affecting a person's memory - not unlike dementia but more selective and insidious. Commonly exhibited symptoms are the patient's repetitive insistence using words and phrases like:
" I
don't recall....."
" I
don't remember...."
" I do not recollect...."
" I can't recall...."
" I forget...."
However, because there are multiple derivations of these statements, an accurate diagnosis should only be conducted by a trained Medical
Professional Politician. Currently, Electro-shock and medically induced coma appear to be the only available treatments. There is no known cure available at this
time. Because of the extreme contagious
nature of this illness, humane euthanasia is often the only alternative for certain cases.
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1) I had to pull a Jeff Sessions when my girlfriend asked me if I had sex with her
sister.
2) I pled a Jeff Sessions when my
boss asked me what happened to the report he requested.
3) It's not looking good. Our pastor admitted to having sex with a
hooker, then he suffered a Jeff Sessions when confronted by the congregation
