A Hitchhiker

(Noun) To anally fist a woman with one's thumb extended fully up, as if hitchhiking.*

*(The main difference between this and other 'definitions' of this term is that with a true 'Hitchhiker' the fist and upright thumb must be fully inserted. This is not a 'Shocker'.)

'Goddamn, dude, are you going to give me a hitchhiker or what? I can't get off on your weak-ass shockers.'

A Hitchhiker by Dr Bishop August 10, 2021

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a hitchhiker's tickle

When you get a handjob in a car while ridding in the front seat from someone in the back seat.

While Geff was driving home last night, Caleb sat in the back seat and gave him a hitchhiker's tickle.

a hitchhiker's tickle by Geetar926 September 23, 2013

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A Hitchhiker • a hitchhiker's tickle • Hitchhike in a Burrito Truck • A.D.A.M. • A • A.B.I. • a-cab • a-rab • A.F.I. • A-Town

Hitchhike in a Burrito Truck

To hitchhike and get a ride from a guy who demands you give him a Blowjob for the free ride

Troy: “I lost my keys in the locker room, I had to hitchhike in a burrito truck”

Hitchhike in a Burrito Truck by LigmaSawconNigga August 27, 2022

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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