A goodwin 

The act of failing miserably at a chosen job/task/profession but still being paid handsomely. Ie. Sir Fred Goodwin from RBS

Yeah Matt the fisherman pulled a Goodwin, he didn't catch anything all week but was still paid £500 for doing sod all

A goodwin by Skippy2107 March 1, 2009

Pull a Godwin 

V; When a teacher decides to have a ridiculously hard exam and does not offer a curve because they should know the material.

Person 1: Hey do you think the teacher will give us a curve on that test?

Person 2: Nah man, he'll probably pull a Godwin

Pull a Godwin by Ear Fan May 6, 2016

National kiss a Godwinn day 

November 27th is national kiss a Godwinn day. Godwinn is not gay and you have to kiss him on November 27th

National kiss a Godwinn day Is the best day of the year

National kiss a Godwinn day by FreshVVS November 26, 2021