A Cruz

when multiple things dont make sense at all and you just walk out the door calmly like a bauss.

guy 1: dude, Armando did A Cruz in geometry class!
guy 2: wut?
guy 1: yeah, he just packed his things and left the classroom
guy 2: wow, he is such a badass

by LeGato2555 September 6, 2012

a cruz afrika

pulling out a gun on somebody. Usually when they disrespect you

"At Mall Of Africa, this guy cruz afrika'd us."
"I pulled a cruz afrika on bro!"

by cloplasoto March 17, 2026

Take a Cruz

(verb) to abandon people who are dying so that you can go on vacation

I know you are literally freezing to death and I am supposed to represent you, but I'm just going to take a Cruz down to Cancun for a bit.

by Ture Patriot 42 February 18, 2021

Commiting a Cruz

The act where you blow a game a game of 8 ball pool when you have the black ball left to sink

Fred: OH NO!!!
John: What?
Fred: IM Commiting A Cruz!!!
John: Lol xD

by 8 ball player September 4, 2019

Taking a Cruz

To casually depart for greener pastures at a time when those you serve find themselves in greatest need.

CAPTAIN AMERICA: Thanos, Magneto, Doctor Doom, Ultron, the Chitauri and Topher Grace have joined forces and are assaulting Avengers Mansion! We need reinforcements now!

IRON MAN: Wish I could help, but I'm taking a Cruz and jetting off to Cancun now. Best of luck!

by revnorb February 19, 2021

Take a Cruz

Verb, activity: taking leave of a situation that one has no actionable control or authority over in order to avoid the hardship of the situation.

Derivation: taken from the name of Texas' Senator Ted Cruz, who made headlines by taking an impromptu trip to Mexico instead of sticking out the nationwide blizzard of February '21, which affected every state except Hawaii and Florida. Florida maintains that Florida Man held off the storm with an icy glare that cancelled out the warm front that might've otherwise collided with the storm, and hurled it southward.

It is a big warehouse, but there's a whole lot of code violations that I don't feel like taking on. I think I'm gonna take a Cruz on that offer.

by Thystle February 19, 2021

Pull a Cruz

To abandon struggling individuals during a time of great crisis rather than take personal responsibility.

1. I can't believe Ted chose to pull a Cruz and fly to Cancun during the great Texas winter storm of 2021.
2. It was shocking that Newt would pull a Cruz and leave his cancer-stricken wife for his mistress.

3. Donald choose to pull a Cruz by refusing to create a coordinated vaccination plan.

by Cheeky Dodger February 18, 2021