A Brooks

When an individual endures turtling while a long walk on the beach. Then attempts to run home but unfortunately shits themself before arriving to the bathroom.

I need a Mormon after I did a brooks in San Diego

by Brooksturdcutter420 May 31, 2022

Pulling a Brooks

When you think that your the most talented and valuable person alive because you have high stats in Call of Duty, when in reality no one gives a shit. You frequently call yourself a god and think that you can step on anyone you'd like. In other words, your stuck-up. People like this are generally sweaty tryhards without a life.

1. Brooks: "I AM A GOD! I just won that round of Call of Duty and you didn't do anything."
Declan: "No one gives a shit, stop pulling a Brooks."

2. Person 1: "My COD stats are better than you, get on my level u scrub."
Person 2: "I play for fun, not for stats you loser. Stop pulling a Brooks."

3. Person 1: "Carl was such a douchebag last night, he judged my real-life skills because of my Call of Duty stats. Who the hell does that?"
Person 2: "Don't worry about it, he just pulled a Brooks."

by Wheatboi July 24, 2018

Pull a Brooks

To rise immediately following dinner and use the restroom so as to get out of helping with the dishes.

Following a delicious dinner the boy decided to pull a brooks, leaving the dishes for everyone else to wash.

by Pastor G November 22, 2019

Jaylen A. Brooks

a person who is sexually attracted to children.

Jaylen A. Brooks is definitely a sex offender.

by Monyooo August 13, 2020

Building a bookshelf

A code word for sex. To be used in situations in which another person should not know what you are talking about. Other phrases include; building a white bookshelf (oral sex), staining a bookshelf (sex while girl is on period), and building a brown bookshelf (anal sex)

guy 1: "hey bro you build that bookshelf yet?"
guy 2: "straight up man! it went together real nice!"
parents: "its nice to see our son getting interested in books and carpentry"

guy 1: "are you going to be building a bookshelf this afternoon?"
guy 2: "yea so stay outta my room!"

by dr. carpenter man March 27, 2010

Pulling A Brooke

Going down on a guy\girl and stopping thirty second in.

" She was suckin ma cawk, then she just stopped, like thirty seconds in "
" She was pulling a brooke? That's bitch mang, "
" Oh fockk.."

by lelelelele January 16, 2010

a brooke

-a brooke is someone who is completely obsessed about there boyfriend/girlfriend.
-someone who would rather put make-up on then save a child from a burning building
-someone who people make fun of all the time
-someone that will get humped so she will feel good about herself

"wheres mary"
"i dunno shes w/ bob still"
"wow what a brooke"
"i know all she does is fuck him"

by too cool July 26, 2008