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Pulling a Brooks

When you think that your the most talented and valuable person alive because you have high stats in Call of Duty, when in reality no one gives a shit. You frequently call yourself a god and think that you can step on anyone you'd like. In other words, your stuck-up. People like this are generally sweaty tryhards without a life.
1. Brooks: "I AM A GOD! I just won that round of Call of Duty and you didn't do anything."
Declan: "No one gives a shit, stop pulling a Brooks."

2. Person 1: "My COD stats are better than you, get on my level u scrub."
Person 2: "I play for fun, not for stats you loser. Stop pulling a Brooks."

3. Person 1: "Carl was such a douchebag last night, he judged my real-life skills because of my Call of Duty stats. Who the hell does that?"
Person 2: "Don't worry about it, he just pulled a Brooks."

Pull a Brooks 

To rise immediately following dinner and use the restroom so as to get out of helping with the dishes.
Following a delicious dinner the boy decided to pull a brooks, leaving the dishes for everyone else to wash.
Pull a Brooks by Pastor G November 22, 2019

Jaylen A. Brooks 

a person who is sexually attracted to children.
Jaylen A. Brooks by Monyooo August 13, 2020

Building a bookshelf 

A code word for sex. To be used in situations in which another person should not know what you are talking about. Other phrases include; building a white bookshelf (oral sex), staining a bookshelf (sex while girl is on period), and building a brown bookshelf (anal sex)
guy 1: "hey bro you build that bookshelf yet?"
guy 2: "straight up man! it went together real nice!"
parents: "its nice to see our son getting interested in books and carpentry"

guy 1: "are you going to be building a bookshelf this afternoon?"
guy 2: "yea so stay outta my room!"

Pulling A Brooke 

Going down on a guy\girl and stopping thirty second in.
" She was suckin ma cawk, then she just stopped, like thirty seconds in "
" She was pulling a brooke? That's bitch mang, "
" Oh fockk.."
Pulling A Brooke by lelelelele January 16, 2010
-a brooke is someone who is completely obsessed about there boyfriend/girlfriend.
-someone who would rather put make-up on then save a child from a burning building
-someone who people make fun of all the time
-someone that will get humped so she will feel good about herself
"wheres mary"
"i dunno shes w/ bob still"
"wow what a brooke"
"i know all she does is fuck him"
a brooke by too cool July 26, 2008