A Beaker 

When someone makes a frown so intense that it resembles the muppet character, Beaker. Usually reserved for a late night intoxicated photo opportunity

"That guys frown was so intense. It's definitely "A Beaker"

A Beaker by ice1013 May 6, 2010

A Leaking Beaker 

Biggest fucking bitch slut of all time. Only thing this whore enjoys is playing guys and sucking massive ass black cock. Has a fucking growing disorder and is always high af. Think this bitch is nice? Think again dumbass, you are getting played.

I fucking hate A Leaking Beaker

A Leaking Beaker by chrisVno3s November 8, 2016

A Leaking Beaker 

A dumb bitch. A self conscious, overused slut who they call the double deepthroater. She can play you almost as fast as she can suck off three different black guys at once. People lose as many IQ points as she has tissues stuffed in her bra when she tries talking but her bra doesn't take nearly as much punishment as she does in her free time if you know what I mean. She legally classifies as a dwarf and has the athletic ability of a chicken with an extra chromosome. A true blonde bitch who can give you a fun time if you call her up and you can catch her on the live show every day from 4:30 to 6:00.

Dude - "Yea that chick A Leaking Beaker is letting so many guys eat her out, they better start putting the nutrition facts on her."

A Leaking Beaker by TylerIsMyBae November 9, 2016

Serious as a beaver 

Utmost seriousness. Unequivocal state of demanding careful consideration or application.

Person 1: "Are you serious? Are we really going to this party?"

Person 2: "Yes. I'm as serious as a beaver"

Person 1: "Ok, sorry. I'll get my things"

Serious as a beaver by eduardo_saverin January 25, 2013

Pull a baker

To kill yourself
(Hannah baker from 13 reasons why on netflix that killed herself)

X: Im about to pull a baker
Y: What?
X: Hannah baker

Pull a baker by Alredypulled.a.baker April 21, 2022

I don't give a bakers fuck

Used to express not giving a fuck, but when not giving a fuck doesn't go far enough. A bakers fuck has an inverse relationship to a bakers dozen. Where a bakers dozen includes one extra, a bakers fuck includes one less. Hence, not giving a bakers fuck is giving even less fucks than usual.

The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.

Steve: Dude, this new vegan protein shake really hit the spot.

Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.

I don't give a bakers fuck by zackgee July 12, 2016

Wetter than a beaver's hat 

An idiom describing either the condition of being soaking wet due to inclement weather or when a female's vagina is absolutely dripping from arousal

The ladies in the steno pool were wetter than a beaver's hat after watching the new Ryan Gosling film.

Wetter than a beaver's hat by Fuchtbar December 28, 2014