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Zytos are loveable guys with quiet personalities. Usually have blonde hair and love to play tanky characters in video games. Always gamers, will always have a gamer girl by their side, and loves to dominate the competition. Perfect for long distance relationships.
Girl 1: Bye babe, I love you! Pocket you again tomorrow!

Girl 2: What a Zytos, sounds like a very nice guy!
Zytos by TheBigMan153 May 25, 2021
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Zotos is the camera toting videographer for the town of Southbridge. Credits to Zotos’ filmography include, Southbridge Town Council Meetings, The Relay for Life, and Little League Baseball games. Zotos has mastered the art of inserting random, inappropriate, and often awkward background music into his recordings of local events. You know you are watching a “Zotos” flic if the camera zooms in on the face of a young girl displaying looks of disgust and confusion as if she had just caught a creepy old man videotaping her as the theme from “Growing Pains” plays in the background. Zotos can be identified by his long grey locks and “mustache”, musty smell, and the unnatural uneasiness you feel when within 50 yards of the man. Zotos has a similar facial bone structure to that of Splinter the mutant ninja rat who was sensei to the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles".
Zotos was in his prime in the Barber Shop music videos of 2004
Zotos by MicrowavedElephant August 10, 2006
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zitosexual 

Only attracted to aliens.
Ed: Hey 5 eyed alien, wanna go out? I am zitosexual!
ALien: SURE =D
zitosexual by TheEdMeister December 5, 2014

Zytopian 

A very famous streamer on the well recognized platform, Twitch. He is well known for his pal "Ultra Duck", as well as his "wheel of death" (WOD) and tear stick redeems. Zytopian goes by the names of "Zy", "Zus Man", "Zurpturpian", and Jack. He has an addiction for copper and watermelon.
I Zytopian, the very epic twitch streamer, here by declare the bread god (ReaperShifter) as the new president of Melonberg.
Zytopian by ReaperShifter June 26, 2023

Zatosjane'

A girl with the name Zatosjane' can be very shy at first, but she doesn't show it. Once an Zatosjane gets to know you some, she may get a little crazy. A girl name Zatosjane' also has a fat ass that every boy wants: no joke . Zatosjane have the most gorgeous eyes that you can get lost in. This girl is usually romantic and falls in love easily. Zatosjane's are very soft on the inside, but they don't let their emotions show to just anybody. . Zatosjane's are great and loyal friends and they can cheer anybody up. Zatosjane's are good at telling what mood people are in just after a few minutes, so don't try to hide your emotions from them. If you know an Zatosjane', I suggest you should get you one, as she WILL keep all secrets you share private, and she will never let you down. Zatosjane's are the most loyal person eva and they will do anything for you. Zatosjane's are also the best twerkers just to let you guys know btw. But one thing before u get wit a Zatosjane' neva eva i repeat neva eva break they heart cause they is a bad bitch.
Zatosjane' - Fine asf, bigbooty,loyal,pretty, beautiful, bad, freaky
When you put the dildo too far up your ass
"dude, did you hear what happened to my friend? He Zylosted himself with 8 dildos at once"
"holy shit"
zylosted by Zavil November 23, 2021
Open Source operating system, developed in 2002. Relatively stable, but no longer available
This program only runs on ZOTOS
ZOTOS by DdlyHeadshot October 30, 2009
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