Zytos are loveable guys with quiet personalities. Usually have blonde hair and love to play tanky characters in video games. Always gamers, will always have a gamer girl by their side, and loves to dominate the competition. Perfect for long distance relationships.
Girl 1: Bye babe, I love you! Pocket you again tomorrow!
Girl 2: What a Zytos, sounds like a very nice guy!
Girl 2: What a Zytos, sounds like a very nice guy!
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