Zurple 

Anything good in the world. It can be something that looks good, smells good, feels good, sounds good, or tastes good. You can describe yourself as Zurple or someone else as Zurple.

"I feel so zurple right now".

Zurple by Melted December 6, 2009

Zurple 

Zurple is the fountain from which all deals spring.

buy Zurple leads, close Zurple leads, email Zurple leads, Zurple conversations

Zurple by PapaZurple December 18, 2011

Zurple 

A moment in time that upon later recollection seems much more fulfilling or exciting than it actually was.

KFC - You see it, you smell it, you remember it (Zurple), you buy it, you eat it. Oh that's right its shit!

Friend One: Remember Johnny he was my best shag ever
Friend Two: But you said it lasted 5 minutes and he smelt
Friend One: Oh that's right, what a zurple

Zurple by Dione Evans July 25, 2006

zurple 

a small dessert bowl... said fast- i.e. the little plastic swirly guys you can get at Walmart or other stores

Hey, grab a zurple so we can put the extra pudding in it.

zurple by Kimbalicious March 24, 2008

Zurley

: to bring or fall into a state of partial ruin, decay, or disrepair.

"That cunt drives a zurley mobile"

Zurley by Mista_Bishi February 17, 2004

zurglenop 

when you like getting anally penetrated and destroyed by tap-dancing hillbilly robots

"I just got fucked in the ass by a bunch of redneck tap dancer robots and liked it!"
"lol you're such a zurglenop!"

zurglenop by MunchMunchMunchMunchNutsNuts December 9, 2022

zlurple 

the act of pressing one's open mouth against the skin of another, particularly the belly, and expelling air rapidly to produce a tickling sensation and a farting sound (dermolabial trill).

Dan woke Mary up with a zlurple, causing her to sit up suddenly laughing.

zlurple by 00010887 March 1, 2011