A ghost that does terrible deeds to one in their sleep. Doing such acts is known as zunting, and zunters most commonly appear in HOM Depot at night, and various other zaunted places.
Seventh grade American health teachers are good at developing anti-zunter technology.
This term relates to the feeling of complete and total relaxation one receives when playing in center field on a baseballteam. In center field, one is the farthest away from the diamond, allowing for total isolation.
Coach: What is Roger doing out there? He looks like he's meditating!
Steve: Oh, don't worry Coach. He's going under Zenterfield.
Making someone believe you have something they really really want, making them offer strange and disturbing things to get it, and having a good laugh at their expense.
"What would you do to get my beta account-key, the one I don't really want actually?"
"I'd suck you"
"Hmm, something better.Would you mind letting some guy pull all your teeth?"
"No, not at all, please fetch him right away"
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."