Zumph

An over-sized head

Look at the size of the Zumph on him!

by Obbzi July 30, 2009

Zumph

When a nigga so ugly you can't see them

Jeff: Nigga this place is empty as fuck

Jeff2: Probably just zumphs

by Dddddjqksodkwj June 19, 2018

Zumped

verb:
1) abandon or desert (someone) via videoconference

"I just got zumped by my girlfriend over Zoom."
"My company just zumped me and now I need to find a new job."

by LyricalPoet April 16, 2020

Zumping

To dump a significant other by Zoom

I will plan on zumping my girlfriend today

by the Ut May 14, 2020

Zamphoni

At ice hockey games, the other vehicle that looks like an actual Zamboni but isn't, and is not capable of cleaning the ice. It is usually there for advertising and giving fans rides on between periods.

Little Liam was so happy he got to ride on the Zamphoni during the Phantoms game!

by the_whapper December 22, 2022

zump

When you hit the quan, nae nae, dab, and stride like damn daniel all consecutively

vro did you see that savage totally ZUMP over there!?

XD vrother that was a ZUMP for all the haters indeed!

by lol_xd_memes_21 February 22, 2018

zimphabonist

A person in a relationship which puzzles society.

When a really ugly guy and an attractive girl start dating, their relationship is said to be zimphabonistic.

by Juline February 10, 2009