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fucktarted 

the shorter way for saying fucking retarted or fucked up and retarted

describing a really really stupid or annoying ass person

shorter version:
fucktard
"they are fucktarted"
"ahh this shit is fucktarted"
"your a fucktard sometimes"
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Fucktartedism 

1)The act of being fucktarded, (or fucking retarted).

2) My sister.

3) When you are so clearly mentally handicapped that you deny it to everyone and go home and shit your bed.
i wish my sister would teach someone else the art of FUCKTARTEDISM.
Fucktartedism by Mdizz87 July 12, 2009

fucktarted 

Coined by a wise man, fucktarted is express when the pharses: "What the fuck?" and "Are you retarded?" are just not enough to express the stupidity of the action you have just made. It was once said that Shakespeare termed the word during the production of one of his unreleased plays "The woman to whom you oweth your existence spoken of the dusk before!" through one of his characters Ma-ther fakaer of Yoreanis. Others said it was Einstein when he disagreed with is Math teacher in 2 second grade. In any case, it serves as remainder that you are a failure at life and should not pass GO in any way...shape or form.
Taken from the play "TWTWYIYESOFDB":

Ma-ther: "Hawk, does thou lack the mental capacity to even comprehend what one has done! You, good sir are quite fuckethtart!"

(Note that fucktarted stems from this, although experts like "Tightassed a plenty" disagree.)

Einstein: 2+2 does not equal 4 without proof! Are you fucktarted are do I have to show you!?

(Granted Einstein was right, the proof for 2+2 is hella hard though.)

Modern day use:

Some guy: Dude, you are so fucktarted!
fucktarted by Shadowpawn April 20, 2008

Fucktarted 

A mix between being mind fucked and retarted. Fucktarted.
"Yo bro, that girls hair is all fucktarted."
Fucktarted by connorthegreat! February 26, 2008

Fucktarted 

Someone or something that is stupid as the act of having sex. (Usually derogatory)
Joe: Hey Cameron want to go to the moon.
Cameron: NO, THAT'S FUCKTARTED!
Fucktarted by rh1n0man May 15, 2008
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