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Zucktarted

To be used in place of the r-word to describe how stupid Facebook has made the world.
Great, Facebook just fact checked my post with something that had nothing to do with my post, that is so zucktarted.
Great I am in Facebook jail for a meme again, this is zucktarted.
by Hoosbeen Farteen June 5, 2022
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fucktarted

the shorter way for saying fucking retarted or fucked up and retarted

describing a really really stupid or annoying ass person

shorter version:
fucktard
"they are fucktarted"
"ahh this shit is fucktarted"
"your a fucktard sometimes"
by MiSS_MuRdeR_oF_HavOk June 27, 2006
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Fucktartedism

1)The act of being fucktarded, (or fucking retarted).

2) My sister.

3) When you are so clearly mentally handicapped that you deny it to everyone and go home and shit your bed.
i wish my sister would teach someone else the art of FUCKTARTEDISM.
by Mdizz87 July 12, 2009
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fucktarted

Coined by a wise man, fucktarted is express when the pharses: "What the fuck?" and "Are you retarded?" are just not enough to express the stupidity of the action you have just made. It was once said that Shakespeare termed the word during the production of one of his unreleased plays "The woman to whom you oweth your existence spoken of the dusk before!" through one of his characters Ma-ther fakaer of Yoreanis. Others said it was Einstein when he disagreed with is Math teacher in 2 second grade. In any case, it serves as remainder that you are a failure at life and should not pass GO in any way...shape or form.
Taken from the play "TWTWYIYESOFDB":

Ma-ther: "Hawk, does thou lack the mental capacity to even comprehend what one has done! You, good sir are quite fuckethtart!"

(Note that fucktarted stems from this, although experts like "Tightassed a plenty" disagree.)

Einstein: 2+2 does not equal 4 without proof! Are you fucktarted are do I have to show you!?

(Granted Einstein was right, the proof for 2+2 is hella hard though.)

Modern day use:

Some guy: Dude, you are so fucktarted!
by Shadowpawn April 20, 2008
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Fucktarted

A mix between being mind fucked and retarted. Fucktarted.
"Yo bro, that girls hair is all fucktarted."
by connorthegreat! February 26, 2008
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Fucktarted

Someone or something that is stupid as the act of having sex. (Usually derogatory)
Joe: Hey Cameron want to go to the moon.
Cameron: NO, THAT'S FUCKTARTED!
by rh1n0man May 15, 2008
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