Zuccaro Share definition Flag He is a douche bag trumpet player who smokes and gets arrested doing graffiti. " WOW! Did you see that Zuccaro guy run away from the cops?""Holy shit no!!"Well you should have!" Zuccaro by LOLAZN November 2, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Zuccaro mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch